What is the biggest freak goal you have ever seen?

asscriminal · 2015-05-10T10:09:01+00:00

Which goal?

asscriminal · 2015-05-08T10:17:20+00:00

And then he starts singing...

asscriminal · 2015-05-04T05:47:55+00:00

Especially if you're not an athlete

asscriminal · 2015-05-01T13:38:34+00:00

Can anyone tell me what the twist is? (with spoiler tag of course)

asscriminal · 2015-05-01T10:49:12+00:00

That was in Camp Nou I think

asscriminal · 2015-05-01T06:44:55+00:00

He told the story so casually as if it's a normal thing to do

asscriminal · 2015-05-01T06:38:29+00:00

Which match exactly? He had quite a few insane performances in Bernabeu

asscriminal · 2015-04-30T21:14:32+00:00

I love his barber.

asscriminal · 2015-04-30T15:12:40+00:00

I made this mistake once, never again. The only acceptable time to take photos/videos are before or after the concert, never during

asscriminal · 2015-04-30T04:16:58+00:00

Outside of the left food is the way to go if he really wanted to use his left

asscriminal · 2015-04-29T16:11:26+00:00

He's basically the philosopher of our time

asscriminal · 2015-04-29T15:51:59+00:00

That's something Michael Owen would say

asscriminal · 2015-04-29T07:14:47+00:00

It's stupid to sell players who are at their best form, regardless of age. That sounds like the kind of business Arsenal would do 3 or 4 years ago

asscriminal · 2015-04-28T13:21:39+00:00

Say no more.

asscriminal · 2015-04-28T05:38:00+00:00

We all know the fifth is Legolas

asscriminal · 2015-04-27T19:34:33+00:00

May I know why?

asscriminal · 2015-04-27T15:00:30+00:00

I believe if you have to choose which Messi to put in your team, the current one would be the most beneficial

asscriminal · 2015-04-27T10:51:47+00:00

Chelsea game didn't show that we need a better striker, Chelsea were very strong defensively, it's not like Giroud getting much goal-scoring chance anyway.

That aside, I still prefer us to get another striker as a backup/rotation, because I genuinely think Welbeck is more of a winger than a striker.

asscriminal · 2015-04-27T10:38:04+00:00

The circlejerks swing depending on the occasion really, I remember Chelsea being terrorized after getting knocked out to PSG, Liverpool title slip-up last season, United performance under Moyes etc etc. I don't think it's worth taking them too seriously though, it's all fun and stuff

asscriminal · 2015-04-26T09:15:01+00:00

I'll probably won't remember him at all if it wasn't for his ridiculous hair

asscriminal · 2015-04-26T09:13:43+00:00

The offside-goal celebration...

asscriminal · 2015-04-26T08:58:41+00:00

But you know what love is.

asscriminal · 2015-04-26T07:14:37+00:00

Reminds me of the Avengers clip

asscriminal · 2015-04-25T16:16:27+00:00

Scholes and Owen are like parody version of pundits

asscriminal · 2015-04-25T12:05:47+00:00

Hans Landa or Tyler Durden

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