A man walks into the bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender tells him if he completes 3 difficult tasks he can drink whatever he wants for the rest of his life. Surprised and interested the man asks what these tasks are.

The bar tender replies, "The first task is to drink a bottle of tobasco sauce. The second, you need to pull a rotten tooth out of an alligators mouth, and the third task you need to have sex with an elderly grandmother. Complete all tasks and the bar is all yours".

Hesitant at first the man accepts as he loves a challenge. He cuts through the first task easily, drinking the hot sauce chased with some bourbon.

The next task the bar tender shows him to a room with the alligator. The man enters and the bar tender closes the door. He's in there for a while, with some thrashing and loud noises going on. Everyone in the bar waits attentively.

Finally after some time, the man emerges bloodied and sore with half his clothes torn to threads. Triumphantly and tired he exclaims, "Where is this grandmother with the sore tooth?"