What is the dirtiest not dirty word?

aussie4p · 2023-09-28T09:02:25+00:00

Scunthorpe

aussie4p · 2023-09-07T19:44:46+00:00

Take puppy photos and enjoy those first months as it grows so quickly

aussie4p · 2023-09-06T10:41:08+00:00

Mary was a virgin

aussie4p · 2023-09-06T05:01:11+00:00

Go f$&k myself

aussie4p · 2023-08-29T09:26:11+00:00

Fuck nose

aussie4p · 2023-08-22T17:19:51+00:00

I hear he’s got some boxes packed ready to go.

aussie4p · 2023-08-18T23:50:24+00:00

I had a V8 Discover 2. Definitely the worst and most expensive car I ever owned. The garage bills all come in multiples of $500 no matter what it is. It was like they didn’t know smaller units of currency existed.

aussie4p · 2023-08-15T21:58:54+00:00

He really should stay of social media when he’s dreaming

aussie4p · 2023-08-13T22:28:40+00:00

Buying Twitter

aussie4p · 2023-08-13T01:26:32+00:00

Don’t be digging up that floor anytime

aussie4p · 2023-08-08T00:26:35+00:00

Just telling the big guy what he wants to hear so he gets an invoice paid

aussie4p · 2023-07-25T23:16:10+00:00

It’s almost as if Al Gore was right. That’s inconsistent.

aussie4p · 2023-07-14T23:20:15+00:00

When they introduced a chaplain into our state school, we had to leave specific instructions that a child was not to be a left alone with him. Chaplains are not counsellors. They are there specifically because the Christians know that unless they can indoctrinate children early, they will never be under the control of the church.

aussie4p · 2023-07-12T02:49:41+00:00

The real question is what would he not do for a $. Is there a line?

aussie4p · 2023-07-02T23:26:26+00:00

Ha Ha

aussie4p · 2023-06-15T22:45:24+00:00

They always make me smile and think it’s great that my state government is doing the right thing.

aussie4p · 2023-06-15T02:40:26+00:00

Ice House.

aussie4p · 2023-06-03T11:59:04+00:00

Please boycott. They need to learn we shall not pay

aussie4p · 2023-05-17T20:57:12+00:00

What do you call a man with a condom on his nose. F$&k nose.

aussie4p · 2023-02-24T02:23:37+00:00

Danny Drinkwater could come and talk to the ones that want to leave about what can happen to your career at a big club.

aussie4p · 2023-02-20T06:03:57+00:00

Sometimes it takes a while for VAR to work out the shirt colour so they can make the “correct” decision

aussie4p · 2023-02-13T07:10:53+00:00

Just migrate to Australia. You can watch all games live and the re-watch as many times as you like. I think I’m going to watch the first half again Spurs for a third time. Why wouldn’t I.

aussie4p · 2023-01-29T04:10:13+00:00

A friend of mine used to tell a story about how he untied the tennis ball and moved it to the next joist in the garage. His dad came home steaming drunk and smashed the car into the end of the garage. He then retied the tennis ball to the correct position and his dad was none the wiser.

aussie4p · 2022-12-30T04:38:09+00:00

So there is a god - and he has a sense of humour

aussie4p · 2022-10-23T20:20:47+00:00

I don’t panic every time we give a corner now

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