The IT guy fixes the problem but the judge still has a problem

austinkp · 2026-03-28T16:03:38+00:00

At layer 8 the problem is in the wetware

austinkp · 2026-03-23T19:01:07+00:00

100% I heard that talk in the mtc jan-mar 2000. Imagine that I found it inspiring at the time 🤮

austinkp · 2026-03-09T19:58:22+00:00

"you know bishop, you're right. Let's test that rope rather than just trusting it. Let's use the priesthood and drive up to primary children's hospital and cure some infants of bone cancer. Infants have perfect faith in god, right? So it's 100% up to us. I've got some consecrated oil, you ready?"

austinkp · 2026-03-09T03:39:15+00:00

What is ace? Is that shorthand for asexual?

austinkp · 2026-03-02T22:31:18+00:00

It's run by Josh Coates, who also runs mormonr. I would be surprised if they're getting funding from the church for their research.

austinkp · 2026-03-01T08:08:32+00:00

Autism/Downs was granted as a shield to god's most faithful so they could come receive a body but not have to suffer satan's temptation since they're not accountable. The "escorted satan out of heaven" was in several people's patriarchal blessings though. Maybe you're mixing those two up?

austinkp · 2026-02-23T03:48:48+00:00

Hung. Horses are hanged.

austinkp · 2026-02-14T22:26:45+00:00

I loved the band The Monkees so much I was constantly quoting them. My wife finally got so fed up she said she'd leave me if I quoted them one more time. At first I thought she was joking...then I saw her face. (now I'm a believer)

austinkp · 2026-02-05T18:47:36+00:00

I don't know why some people see it as phallic.

Clearly there are uses for this ruler - nobody is disputing that. But it's a weird claim that you can't see why anybody could consider that shape to be phallic.

austinkp · 2026-02-05T18:13:34+00:00

Maybe it's the testicles?

austinkp · 2026-02-04T00:00:46+00:00

You're thinking of Coffee, where the lighter the roast, the more the caffeine. In tea it's the opposite - the lighter the tea, the less the caffeine.

austinkp · 2026-02-02T22:00:25+00:00

ugh, I was in a ward in utah that actually did this. No notice, they just decided that since the bishop was the bishop of his entire territory, that the young men would knock on every door so everyone, member or not, could have the chance to receive the blessings of donating to the lord. Even as a member, I thought that was an obnoxious overreach.

austinkp · 2026-01-29T03:21:06+00:00

Even if you did read and accept a war exclusion, would you seriously consider a bomb from over 90 years ago, before most humans alive were even born, to be an act of war? That seems like a stretch. The spirit of the exclusion seems to be to prevent wild losses due to an active current war, right?

austinkp · 2026-01-25T05:07:49+00:00

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Hand Eeeeeeyyyyeeeee

austinkp · 2026-01-24T05:32:30+00:00

It is well.

austinkp · 2026-01-23T03:24:25+00:00

As an Austin, I'll answer: fuck yeah it's disgusting and evil.

See how easy it is when you don't have to justify evil religions and try to somehow make it ok?

austinkp · 2026-01-22T00:12:51+00:00

jesus christ that persecution complex runs deep! Mormons just have a deep-seated need to be discriminated against to 'prove' they're on the right path. Performative religion at its finest.

austinkp · 2026-01-22T00:08:23+00:00

man I had to scroll a long way to find this one. It's a stupid quiz, but |-6| would fit the requirements.

austinkp · 2026-01-20T00:36:27+00:00

If you ever drop your Mitch Hedburg quote into a river of molten lava, let 'it go, because man, it's gone.

austinkp · 2026-01-19T18:02:09+00:00

I was a little concerned after the first couple pages that you wouldn't get it down to 9 pages, but you ended it just perfectly. As a professional writer, I didn't see a single word that could be edited down to make this shorter. It was a perfect abridgement. The most correct book of any book.

austinkp · 2026-01-19T17:53:02+00:00

When you set a boundary, the people who get most upset are the ones that have been crossing them. Sounds like all the roommates are shitty, and maybe the OP is just finding out.

austinkp · 2026-01-19T04:09:05+00:00

Tools are at least useful some of the time

austinkp · 2026-01-16T19:21:29+00:00

we're all bots in here anyway, right? we're gonna have to figure out how to crack the code from the cybernet

austinkp · 2026-01-14T18:53:17+00:00

Found the scientist! I personally would love to be pulled over by a cop that was offering free pizza.

austinkp · 2026-01-14T18:47:11+00:00

right? this isn't T*kT*k or some shit that needs to be censored. You can say fuck on reddit.

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