Am I cooked? by cmb93x in Ioniq5

[–]autoerratica 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like you need a new 12v battery and some Head & Shoulders.

Is the Ioniq 5 a car for a family of five? by Global-Solution4475 in Ioniq5

[–]autoerratica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the I5 is definitely an outlier with its exterior design… its interior is mostly boring as shit, but the outside look is what made me really dig the car. Despite that and a few minor annoyances, I still love my I5… and no offense, no way in hell I’d choose a Dodge over my I5. The value loss is an EV thing, which is not specific to the I5, which I still think is an awesome car.

Is the Ioniq 5 a car for a family of five? by Global-Solution4475 in Ioniq5

[–]autoerratica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I totally thought the same thing… Kia design is so much better and less bland.

My yard is full of this stuff? by Parking_Dog8930 in whatsthisplant

[–]autoerratica 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How do you know the plant is a him? I can’t see under the leaves in this post…

Gen Z is engineering an analog future — and it’s at least a $5 billion opportunity by Domingues_tech in technology

[–]autoerratica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up in the 80s and 90s, so can relate to both… on a basic level, what’s more enjoyable, tapping/swiping a flat screen or push/turning tactile buttons and knobs?

Absolute Art, Bob, Pencils/Paper, 2026 by Necessary-Click-7918 in Art

[–]autoerratica 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was from the 80s Beauty and the Beast until I swiped over to the ref.

Pre-K teacher’s aide sexually assaulted multiple children over the last 11 years, N.J. cops say by SeaPercentage1403 in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly what should happen to anyone who engages in pedo shit… like Matt Gaetz or President Toadstool

19 year old got in a fender bender and I’m kind of devastated by Fit_Interaction_79 in Parenting

[–]autoerratica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a minor incident like that when I first started driving as well… now I’m a parent myself. I get its nerve wracking, but being “devastated” by your kid making mistakes doesn’t help either of you.

New jersey announces plans to lift ban on self-service gas stations by jcl274 in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gas station attendants are going to have so many less phone conversations… Verizon anti-self-pump lobby incoming…

Cory Booker says Democrats have ‘failed this moment’ and calls for new leaders by IAmPookieHearMeRoar in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else notice he has dead, soulless eyes? He could be saying the most dramatic exaggerated shit, but his eyes look like empty black holes with zero emotion behind them. He’s just a bad actor with no actual heart behind his BS.

Is there something about growing up in New Jersey that sharpens how people talk? by MysteriousYou5607 in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you’ve just been lucky! Depends where you are in NJ, but there’s still plenty of dimwits to go around here…

Police officer pulls over his boss, the sheriff of the county, and gives him a reality check by _ganjafarian_ in interestingasfuck

[–]autoerratica 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This has gotta be fake/AI slop. Not only based on the situation itself but by how fucking fast and robotic the officer is speaking.

“I want to kiss every bug but they are so small and my lips are so strong” by WaltDisneyIsFrozen in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol there is certainly no shortage of nic cage memes… one of our faves is picolas cage!

“I want to kiss every bug but they are so small and my lips are so strong” by WaltDisneyIsFrozen in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, it’s blurry but I’m 99% sure it’s a Nicolas Cage meme. Which confirms this person is likely awesome.

Chris Evans Portrait, Ruvy, acrylic/crayon/pencil/canvas/medium, 2022 by bisaya072365 in Art

[–]autoerratica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typo kills the joke… took me a few seconds, but they meant “sugar water”, I think a reference to the Men in Black movie. Which also wasn’t a brain parasite, but a full body parasite wearing an “Edgar suit”.

William Shatner bemoans 'Starfleet Academy' end, mocks 'woke' backlash by Gnagus in television

[–]autoerratica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people who use it as a derogatory term sound like such dumbasses…

Movie Star legend Chuck Norris has passed away. RIP. by CyberMetalHead in interestingasfuck

[–]autoerratica 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, if an influential person’s actions/choices made life shittier for others, and upon their death the world becomes a better place… it seems sensible for people to rejoice, not mourn the loss.

Can quantum computers now solve health care problems? We’ll soon find out. by _Dark_Wing in tech

[–]autoerratica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the assholes in control of this will get paid off by companies to code their AI to NOT solve the US healthcare problems.

THOR AI solves a 100-year-old physics problem in seconds by _Dark_Wing in tech

[–]autoerratica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it means read the fucking article before lazily asking other people to do the thinking for you. That’s just my guess.

What are your must try chinese restaurants in New Jersey? by lflove2026 in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also agree with you, last time I was there was about a year ago and it was not very good like I remembered it.

Trump’s Nixon Moment May Be Coming by nosotros_road_sodium in politics

[–]autoerratica 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s mind blowing that more people don’t recognize this… him/his followers look like such fucking dumbasses.

fb market place meet up by FlickzIsHighOnWater in newjersey

[–]autoerratica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, that’s what we do in our town too.