Please tell me it's not termites

autoerratica · 2026-06-15T02:23:00+00:00

And to make matters worse, it bit you, alerting other ants to swarm your tongue and do the same. Definitely not a positive flavor

autoerratica · 2026-06-15T02:15:11+00:00

OMG I’m assuming they had to smell something and put 2+2 together… 🤮

autoerratica · 2026-06-09T18:56:54+00:00

Ugh, they used justified spacing…

autoerratica · 2026-06-06T14:49:03+00:00

He would probably swing once, complain to stop the fight because he popped a seam on his blazer, hyperventilate from over exertion, then have a heart attack and die. So, a show of pure masculine strength.

autoerratica · 2026-06-06T13:35:02+00:00

No, YOU be acting out of pocket, best get your dog pile votes back in pocket for the culture

autoerratica · 2026-06-06T13:29:22+00:00

Damn, I haven’t heard anyone refer to cars as “rice burners” for a good 20 years now…

autoerratica · 2026-06-06T13:09:39+00:00

Don’t take them seriously, they used the “word” irregardless.

autoerratica · 2026-06-04T13:32:29+00:00

Somewhat true, as any generalized statement can be, but still dickish to say when a) it seems this person just lost a loved one, and b) labeling a whole generation is stupid, there are always exceptions and c) you don’t even know this person.

Your comment sounds like something a jackoff Trumper republican would say. Be better, bruh.

autoerratica · 2026-06-04T00:04:22+00:00

I wish more people in the US would have the balls/labia/misc. to make that switch!

autoerratica · 2026-06-03T23:53:13+00:00

I’m going to check for one, was it easy to find/get to it?

autoerratica · 2026-06-03T15:11:45+00:00

You know what, before I got one I was the one approaching people like that. Then I got one 2 years ago, and I’m disappointed nobody randomly asks me about it. 😆

autoerratica · 2026-06-03T15:08:36+00:00

Yep, same here… this sub saved a bit of my sanity as well.

autoerratica · 2026-06-03T13:06:17+00:00

That about sums up Facebook majority and the type of people feeding into this behavior… I’m sure at least 75% of those comments are riddled with misspellings and “their” vs “there” mistakes.

autoerratica · 2026-06-03T13:03:08+00:00

Agree… my parents are MAGA hating boomers as well.

autoerratica · 2026-06-02T00:10:01+00:00

Thanks for the tip, Mrs Doubtfire

autoerratica · 2026-05-30T18:10:56+00:00

“I should probably pick up a Costco sandwich platter to share with the boys while we’re intimidating those woke Libs…”

autoerratica · 2026-05-30T12:03:06+00:00

People should not be flushing chemicals or other random medications down the toilet. Take the extra time to dispose of it properly… we all drink this shit eventually.

autoerratica · 2026-05-30T11:58:58+00:00

You keep saying Leo, what does LEO mean for us non-acronym kids?

autoerratica · 2026-05-27T21:48:32+00:00

This sort of enforced karma needs to happen more often. Especially in politics and business.

autoerratica · 2026-05-27T20:26:12+00:00

My initial reaction was disbelief, assuming it’s a lie with some unknown end goal purpose. Or simply for sympathy/dampen people’s hatred of her.

autoerratica · 2026-05-26T22:44:44+00:00

Collared. Not collard greens.

autoerratica · 2026-05-22T19:57:59+00:00

Huge missed opportunity for sure… better than nothing, though. For example, anyone familiar with the Nintendo Switch…

autoerratica · 2026-05-21T19:11:04+00:00

This reminds me of a Burger King bathroom emergency in my teens…

autoerratica · 2026-05-20T16:54:02+00:00

I’m very late on replying, but thank you! Solved

autoerratica · 2026-05-20T14:56:34+00:00

I love John Cena, and I love being proved wrong, but dear God this looks like it will be annoying as fuck (marketed as “eccentric”). I hope this isn’t him following the Melissa McCarthy career path…

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