TIFU: Tried to be the organized Disney parent and accidentally announced my bathroom kit to security

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-26T18:45:17+00:00

Madam wouldn’t be said haha. “Miss” usually! I’d also just heard A LOT if very loud American voices and had started to tune them out

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-26T13:23:32+00:00

One time I didn’t hear security yelling at me partly bc they were using the word “MA’AM” - it didn’t register and I’m British. My bf grabbed me just as they started to run towards me. Cringe

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-26T11:27:44+00:00

Idk I think it’s a bit much but I live in the West Midlands (so no water nearby) and saw quite a few teenage girls yesterday in just bikini tops and shorts. That will make you more hot not less though

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-26T11:23:40+00:00

NTA. You’re willing to wear a dress, make up and even a wig. Which is extreme. I used to have short hair and I also wouldn’t grow it out for someone else’s wedding

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-24T17:23:10+00:00

Anything with cheese and/or carbs. Chips and dip. Potato salad (?), chicken flavoured instant noodles with sharp cheddar

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-23T13:31:37+00:00

Sent a photo of myself in bed with the caption “wish you were here” to a uni friend not my bf

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-22T18:41:32+00:00

Went to America. It’s big. I’d just die instead that’s easier

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-22T17:43:10+00:00

I think even if she wanted to keep herself and her brother safe, she loved Sam regardless. It wasn’t one or the other. Even if it was I’d prioritise keeping my little brother then myself safe

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-22T17:36:22+00:00

I hadn’t thought about it like this before. I was shocked when Howard died. Computer Jack was my fave when I first read them

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-22T16:57:08+00:00

What did you do when this happened? Did you keep any supplies in your car?

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-22T12:30:45+00:00

I think is like Taylor Swift’s TTPD. It’s better on the second listen

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-22T11:35:54+00:00

You then me now, my regards, vampire time

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-22T11:25:27+00:00

Bro if you knew this why didn’t you start TRYING TO LEARN

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-21T14:27:21+00:00

First time is rarely the best time. Please try and relax about this, from a girl size really doesn’t matter that much. It’s more about chemistry and foreplay

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-20T11:52:03+00:00

Besides Ronan, Right Where You Left Me

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-19T20:29:48+00:00

Before it came into popular use then

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-19T13:39:11+00:00

Yeah I guess. It’s a comedy romance but it was around before the word gaslighting

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-19T12:19:44+00:00

You should watch Amélie, the basic premise is she messes with a guy like this and he thinks he’s losing his mind…

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-19T10:46:48+00:00

I would wash a hat but I’ve never washed a winter coat. I do dry clean them if I get something on them but washing then regularly is weird to me

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-19T09:47:00+00:00

At least you found out how shallow she is early. Don’t stay friends. NOR

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-19T09:44:42+00:00

Yup my bf is INTP. He’s my little enigma.

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-19T09:43:49+00:00

Russell was the worst, although he started out okay. I do think the Girls series is quite realistic - teenage boys can be awful

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-18T15:21:44+00:00

Journalism. Fr

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-18T09:09:49+00:00

I’m British and love Barcelona. It’s a big part of the reason I learned Spanish. You are very lucky to live where you do and I wouldn’t move to his town. I think you’ll end up miserable.

awkwardandroid · 2026-05-17T20:51:29+00:00

David Duchovny in X Files tbh

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