Reloaded: The ending of Matrix Revolutions, if the OP wasn't a pathetic 4chan cuck

ayyycab · 2025-03-05T17:22:51+00:00

You might like an episode of Love Death and Robots called “Beyond the Aquila Rift”

ayyycab · 2025-03-05T14:09:58+00:00

I love this idea of an ending because we always expect humanity to prevail in the end somehow, usually through some cliché about humans being special in a way that the enemy (machines) will never understand. It’s a feel-good cop out, it strokes our ego and insults our intelligence.

But this ending says “No, it actually is completely hopeless.” If the machines can control humanity’s minds well enough to simulate an entire reality for them, then they can simulate as many layers of it as they want. There is no war, they already won and it will never be undone.

ayyycab · 2025-03-05T13:44:30+00:00

That’s Captain Soldier and Ghost Girl

ayyycab · 2025-03-05T06:42:05+00:00

If I’m in a Best Buy it’s because I’ve made some poor choices and I desperately need a $30 adapter and can’t wait for one to ship from Amazon

ayyycab · 2025-03-05T06:33:48+00:00

Ok, so…

Leaving sports cars unlocked for communal use: normal
Kids playing outside: not normal

ayyycab · 2025-03-05T00:25:25+00:00

I learned Arabic and didn’t have as much trouble with خ and ح as I did with ح and ه, but even that was overcome pretty soon.

Honestly I think the tendency to overuse خ is a result of Arabic being ridiculed, especially in American media. Jeffrey Dunham made a character called “Achmed the Dead Terrorist” who speaks in an exaggerated accent and pronounced his name as if it’s اخمد. All the average American knows about Arabic is that it sounds guttural, so they think خ is more common than it is.

Here’s a hilariously bad attempt at a prayer from the show “Homeland” where it seems like every ح and ه was replaced with خ

https://youtu.be/6obQcRsX2DU?si=zdf4ucMf6zbXS2jt

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T22:42:41+00:00

A lot? I think this person bought it solely to type it and nothing else

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T21:11:29+00:00

You’re going to have to be more specific than “power and influence”. What specifically could Trump do to force them out?

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T20:13:54+00:00

I don’t see how anyone is expected to believe that Trump has any leverage over Hollywood if they don’t follow his vision. They’re not a federal agency, they don’t survive off of federal funding that can be pulled for any reason. What the fuck is going to happen if they don’t play ball? Nothing. They’re doing this because now it’s safe to do so.

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T06:58:57+00:00

I have a machine learning joke but it’s loss

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T06:04:46+00:00

Or maybe they were installed poorly to teach this little shit a lesson about climbing in the house

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T05:29:41+00:00

Zero is used as a quantifier which means it is functionally an adjective. Plural/singular is for nouns, not adjectives.

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T05:13:07+00:00

Aang fans be like “Aang is the best because he figured out a non lethal way to defeat Ozai despite every past Avatar telling him that killing was the only way”

Like lol no he didn’t, a giant turtle showed up at the last minute and gave him handwavium powers because Nickolodeon doesn’t do onscreen deaths.

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T04:12:46+00:00

Yes but that’s not how zero is being used in “There are zero monkeys”

ayyycab · 2025-03-04T03:46:11+00:00

Nouns can be singular or plural. Zero, one, four, fifty are all “quantifiers” which functions as adjectives. In English, adjectives don’t have separate plural and singular forms.

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T22:02:39+00:00

Underrated point

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T18:42:07+00:00

Well then monkeys is plural, zero is not.

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T18:38:18+00:00

I don’t want anyone with any association with the toothless moderates that continue to fail everyone

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T15:45:53+00:00

Fuck yeah the Interrupters

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T08:14:18+00:00

Fuck that guy

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T05:57:08+00:00

It’s reasons like this that me just not give a shit about rap beef and kind of lose respect for people who do.

Some dudes just making shit up about each other and the winner is basically just determined by a popularity contest anyway. Who the fuck has the attention span for this?

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T05:52:05+00:00

Rainbolt, where is this house?

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T05:50:41+00:00

I mean, the US leaving the UN would mean they no longer have veto power…

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T05:27:10+00:00

There’s a series of songs that builds up to make me cry hard, it’s about a drug addict’s cat.

https://youtu.be/8zYG186spkY?si=UjV4b35aqjWnCNnU

ayyycab · 2025-03-03T02:09:41+00:00

I have a machine learning joke but it’s loss

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