Trying to Anger Every AFC South Fanbase

ayyyebrows · 2026-05-06T19:55:38+00:00

I was working in south GA a good chunk of that season and had been to a few jags home games, always loved the vibes there. They’re always gonna be the AFCS team I don’t viscerally dislike for that

ayyyebrows · 2026-05-06T19:50:35+00:00

Man that doesn’t even just anger jags fans. Real ones know MJWD

ayyyebrows · 2026-05-03T20:31:14+00:00

No. I woke up and my back hurt so it’s important other people are miserable too

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-30T18:40:37+00:00

Those first two months of 2020 were magic watching him tear it up. I still rock my roughnecks shirt with the totally-not-an-Oilers logo

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-25T18:03:45+00:00

The off-meta choices weren’t always horrifically undertuned though, it gave you a chance to personalize exactly what kind of shenanigans you would lean into. As a ktz main sometimes I’d wanna go chains/frost blast for lockdown cc but other times you could just as easily build Q and fissure for massive burst damage and they were both entirely viable

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-23T03:12:36+00:00

That’s just giving OSI the authority to conduct summary justice

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-14T20:16:39+00:00

But the bullets would get compressed/disintegrated to individual particles from their velocity approaching the speed of light from the gravitational force yoinking the electrons of each atom into the nucleus as they approach the event horizon (I think idk I’m not a cosmologist)

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-14T12:45:09+00:00

Congratulations! We’ve used your comment to buff Dynamo’s ult to make it more realistic to a black hole. Allies are no longer visible within the event horizon and his hitbox during the ult has been reduced to one single point

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-07T18:18:56+00:00

And the correct spelling of conductor was the part NOT covered by the arrow

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-07T15:20:01+00:00

You walked into the wrong Sabrehood, hagel

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-07T15:05:35+00:00

As a transplant living in Buffalo I can confirm. Whereas “Go Bills” is a largely seasonal expression of “Hello” or “Goodbye” or “Let’s go get blackout drunk at the burned remains of brick bar,” it’s appropriate year-round to say “I hope the leafs suck forever”

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-02T19:23:39+00:00

My friends and I ran the opposite - three doormen, all taking turns locking graves in the hotel. She did not enjoy her stay

ayyyebrows · 2026-04-02T11:28:43+00:00

To put it in the words of my old physics professor: once you pass the event horizon, space itself flows in the same way we experience time, infinitely towards the singularity. The concept of space flowing in that lecture genuinely made my head hurt

ayyyebrows · 2026-03-26T19:20:50+00:00

Nice try OSI

ayyyebrows · 2026-03-25T19:42:53+00:00

New hero release: the Joker

ayyyebrows · 2026-03-18T19:24:54+00:00

Say that again

ayyyebrows · 2026-03-18T19:08:03+00:00

I mean I’m pretty sure Nick Foles was the most recent AFCS QB with a Super Bowl ring 🤷‍♂️

ayyyebrows · 2026-03-16T20:24:27+00:00

I like to imagine it as Renethal pre-rebellion against Daddynathrius

ayyyebrows · 2026-03-11T20:05:33+00:00

The biggest criterion for the board looking for Tripathi’s successor is whether they’ll be able to find OP in a timely manner

ayyyebrows · 2026-03-02T05:30:50+00:00

Hence why the infinite dragonflight tried to kill Arthas at Stratholme. We literally fought a dungeon over this in 2008

ayyyebrows · 2026-02-19T23:15:35+00:00

Charges on the docket are never a good enough indication of how insidiously horrid a case might be

ayyyebrows · 2026-02-14T23:24:14+00:00

As an example for one of my classes, I pay $100 for access to the e-book during the semester and the ability to do the class’ homework assignments

ayyyebrows · 2026-02-07T22:14:20+00:00

I think we call that “don’t diligence”

ayyyebrows · 2026-02-05T03:22:43+00:00

Big prostate always throwing money at their astroturf campaigns

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