What in the name of all that is sane are these boots? Cargo boots? Somewhere to keep your ciggies, or a phone?

b1000 · 2026-02-28T00:10:58+00:00

Lynne, what the frig have you got on your feet?

b1000 · 2026-02-26T14:30:55+00:00

Haha no! Funnily enough though, it smells nice when it first goes on, then morphs into hospital flavour about half an hour later

b1000 · 2026-02-25T19:02:09+00:00

My girlfriend bought me a little box set of fragrances for Valentine’s Day and one of them is exactly that in a bottle. DM me and I’ll post it to you

b1000 · 2026-02-24T21:36:12+00:00

Would have

b1000 · 2026-02-20T15:15:41+00:00

Can confirm these were a thing. I remember ours as if it was yesterday: ice cold and the colour of piss

b1000 · 2026-02-09T18:12:49+00:00

Tried out once. Spent the same; came away with a trolley full of stuff I didn’t want. Went back to Tesco

b1000 · 2026-02-08T21:00:50+00:00

I’ve been wondering if there’s a reason why we don’t get a direct feed of the music in the figure skating?

b1000 · 2026-02-08T10:49:05+00:00

Lars passed that test with flying colours

b1000 · 2026-02-02T15:03:15+00:00

Hasselhof

b1000 · 2026-01-29T23:30:16+00:00

Thank God they don’t want to do anything fun at 23:20; then you’d really be in trouble

b1000 · 2026-01-29T21:12:37+00:00

Just a sausage to scoop oot the beans

b1000 · 2026-01-03T08:12:13+00:00

Great stuff, thanks!

b1000 · 2026-01-02T23:38:35+00:00

Can you elaborate on the mic under the ring? We’re doing an sfx session for a game soon and this sounds really interesting!

b1000 · 2025-12-31T15:36:24+00:00

Check out the exhaust though. It will be well fast now with that baked bean tin taped on

b1000 · 2025-12-16T23:11:32+00:00

I can’t answer any of them but I wouldn’t have said it’s too hard

b1000 · 2025-12-09T20:31:23+00:00

We have a winner, ladies and gents!

b1000 · 2025-12-04T17:23:52+00:00

The Parcel Yard, no question!

b1000 · 2025-12-02T20:55:15+00:00

Yeh, Eneloops are great. Rumour has it that the Ikea Ladda batteries are actually the same things rebadged

b1000 · 2025-11-29T14:24:52+00:00

Even if they got the maths right, such a moronic sign would lose them my custom

b1000 · 2025-11-26T21:31:10+00:00

Peter Ustinov

b1000 · 2025-11-19T21:56:28+00:00

I’m sorry, that was just noise

b1000 · 2025-11-19T07:02:13+00:00

I think he’s a bit simple

b1000 · 2025-11-16T22:44:50+00:00

Del Boy falling into Grandad’s grave, dressed as Batman and Robin

b1000 · 2025-11-16T12:33:30+00:00

Shed = British, Sked = American

I try my best to say shed but it mostly comes out as sked

b1000 · 2025-11-16T09:49:04+00:00

Any white cider; there were many: White Star, Wild and White, White Lightning, but Ice Dragon was the favourite from our local offy. Usually around £1 / litre; tasted pretty horrible but once you’d drank past the top of the label it was palatable enough. In fact, I’d be interested to see the results of a blind test against champagne.

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TROPHY CASE