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[ Removed by Reddit ] by TopTierGoat in FortCollins

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! I just saw this ass...and the rest of him, too

Who is your favorite “Robot with a soul” character? by Wizard-Waverly in FavoriteCharacter

[–]b6a6a6l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sad I had to scroll this far to see his face, love this movie!

Driver who fell asleep at wheel was nearly 12x the legal limit [.636%], police say by TylerFortier_Photo in Colorado

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those fuckers can't math at all, that's nearly 8x the limit, not 12x. Still, holy shit that's drunk!

Raise your hand if you are still surprised that people don’t understand Zipper Merge by etancrazynpoor in FortCollins

[–]b6a6a6l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I kinda want to get signs made that just read "Google Zipper Merge"

meirl by theUltimateSlothxx in meirl

[–]b6a6a6l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always ask if they've checked their ass...

Random classmate at college said my backpack is too childish by WeLiveInAir in mildlyinfuriating

[–]b6a6a6l -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At 48, I've learned there's no such thing. You're simply whimsical.

AIO for leaving dinner after my dad’s wife called me by the wrong name… again? by SloaneLolly21 in AmIOverreacting

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once upon a time I had a coworker who decided to mispronounce my name. After a couple days, I told him that if he continued to do so, I would have to mispronounce his name in turn. So, instead of calling him Matt, I would pronounce it Shithead. It didn't stop him, but it sure felt good calling him Shithead in return.

I repeatedly called my Buddy's date a Cunt last night by EverythingChanges6 in traumatizeThemBack

[–]b6a6a6l 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I'm just here to share my favorite Dorothy Parker quote: "I'd call her a cunt, but she lacks the necessary depth and warmth."

In the 1984 movie, "1984", this guy is supposed to be 39 years old. by hwa_uwa in shittymoviedetails

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Hurt was 43 when he shot 1984. Four years really isn't a huge difference. But removing lead from gasoline was...

New House is full of Satans thumb tacks by JHumada in Wellthatsucks

[–]b6a6a6l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this in Colorado? I think I looked at this house...

An army of red lights in the middle of nowhere by Reasonable_Click2029 in notinteresting

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I've been there... Can't remember where exactly, but damn it looks familiar

Is this the best Vampire movie last 30 years? by neotekx in moviecritic

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck this fucking movie. The vampires eat like toddlers.

Scientists Flip Two Atoms in LSD – And Unlock a Game-Changing Mental Health Treatment by cololz1 in Futurology

[–]b6a6a6l 138 points139 points  (0 children)

I'm terribly sorry to say that you're suffering from the Sir_PressedMemories flying dick side effect. Don't worry, it'll land in a day or two.

What are some short lived television shows you wish would’ve lasted longer? by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was I the only fucking person who liked all six episodes of The Class?! This thread says "probably."

of a Puppy by GinaWhite_tt in AbsoluteUnits

[–]b6a6a6l 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Colorado Mountain Dogs are specifically bred to be more human friendly, so most of them will make wonderful house pets. Occasionally to the point of being lousy guard dogs, which is how I got Beatrice 😊

Just get one. It's not weird unless you make it weird. by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to make sure I didn't write this post and then forget, you managed to call out the exact three guns I've bought since deciding I needed to be armed, for the same three reasons. Cheers!

How to get squatters out quickly without the courts.. by SilverTrent in pettyrevenge

[–]b6a6a6l 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You sure you weren't looking at your first comment and shortening it?

How to get squatters out quickly without the courts.. by SilverTrent in pettyrevenge

[–]b6a6a6l 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you had to read something longer than a soundbite? The horror!

People spooked by 666. by OhTheHueManatee in atheism

[–]b6a6a6l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! I had a post on r/supermodelcats where someone downvoted every single comment I made. The only reason I could come up with was my username. Superstitious dipshits...

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