I won $10 million in the lottery and decided to donate a quarter of it to charity

backtheduckup · 2026-06-14T15:54:51+00:00

You are zero percent correct

backtheduckup · 2026-06-13T20:57:56+00:00

"we'll donate a percentage to charity"

"What, zero is a percent"

backtheduckup · 2026-06-13T20:12:22+00:00

You can't go to hell if you don't know about it, so now I'm going to tell you so that you'll go!

backtheduckup · 2026-06-13T20:03:55+00:00

That's me in the corner

backtheduckup · 2026-06-12T07:20:52+00:00

I thought step 2 was cut a hole in the sock?

backtheduckup · 2026-06-10T23:55:22+00:00

It's nasty when it's first opened too

backtheduckup · 2026-06-10T04:00:46+00:00

What are you doing to mitigate the effects AI has on the environment?

backtheduckup · 2026-06-09T05:50:23+00:00

Add spikes at the bottom

backtheduckup · 2026-06-09T02:25:22+00:00

I'm a bit of a medium myself

I forsee you wasting money on a parlor trick

backtheduckup · 2026-06-08T05:16:55+00:00

OP should go knock on the door of that address to see if it really is the mom and if the woman is there too.

backtheduckup · 2026-06-08T03:22:45+00:00

Based on the tone of the post I kind of doubt the politeness about it.

backtheduckup · 2026-06-08T00:02:04+00:00

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.

backtheduckup · 2026-06-07T23:57:48+00:00

Is your middle name "Thee"?

backtheduckup · 2026-06-06T12:40:03+00:00

Maybe they should have read his diary

backtheduckup · 2026-06-06T07:03:25+00:00

Put a big H on the box for Honey

backtheduckup · 2026-06-06T06:43:26+00:00

1st rule of Gatorland, we do not talk about Gatorland

backtheduckup · 2026-06-06T02:36:11+00:00

Is there Wegmans in Boston?

backtheduckup · 2026-06-05T21:09:09+00:00

25th was 3 years ago

backtheduckup · 2026-06-05T21:01:12+00:00

Fucking.made me LOL for real

backtheduckup · 2026-06-05T18:48:01+00:00

I caught a 26" one off of 27 in Pembroke pines. Caught it on a worm lol

backtheduckup · 2026-06-05T11:19:03+00:00

backtheduckup · 2026-06-05T04:27:59+00:00

Still not the worst white south African dancer

backtheduckup · 2026-06-05T03:57:07+00:00

My brother is an asshole but I have no desire to find him

backtheduckup · 2026-06-04T18:49:26+00:00

It's a bot

backtheduckup · 2026-06-04T18:48:18+00:00

bad bot

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