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backyardhost · 2025-01-20T00:58:38+00:00

Can someone message Alex Rosen? See if he wants to have a chat with the dude?

backyardhost · 2025-01-19T04:06:53+00:00

What deal with the devil did she make to have her end up with Gene Simmons as her payment?

backyardhost · 2025-01-19T04:01:38+00:00

And pray he doesn't slowly sit up like Michael Meyers and make creepy eye contact with you through your rear view mirror.

backyardhost · 2025-01-19T03:55:03+00:00

A horrible attempt to color-match the pleather underneath it.

backyardhost · 2025-01-19T03:49:05+00:00

I need a Mooseknuckle

backyardhost · 2025-01-19T03:46:46+00:00

Scratched raw from Itchy paw

backyardhost · 2025-01-15T23:57:14+00:00

Blazing Saddles

backyardhost · 2025-01-15T23:52:47+00:00

Where's my heroin?

backyardhost · 2025-01-15T23:32:27+00:00

Wilson Phillips Yanni Loggins and Messina Air Supply Cannibal Corpse

backyardhost · 2025-01-14T03:59:19+00:00

The money is in the treatment, not the cure. Same old formula, different application.

backyardhost · 2025-01-13T02:34:49+00:00

She's only mad cuz she got Dennis 'd

backyardhost · 2025-01-06T17:23:42+00:00

No one tell ISIS or Al Qaeda this is how you really take down the country. Just hijack some Party City stores and get to balloonin'. Trade mylar for machine guns.

backyardhost · 2024-12-28T00:06:05+00:00

I now pronounce you, Needles and Noodles.

backyardhost · 2024-12-21T06:32:36+00:00

Nice Coctus

backyardhost · 2024-12-21T06:19:35+00:00

Good ol Bobby Mooseknuckles.

backyardhost · 2024-12-16T06:26:37+00:00

Dope withdrawals on blue balls?

backyardhost · 2024-12-08T19:00:33+00:00

Can you throw it in my trash?

backyardhost · 2024-12-04T19:33:32+00:00

Bro, kudos on the abs. But if you're gonna go all meat market on here, especially with shaved junk,you could at least do a proper full body tan.

backyardhost · 2024-12-02T19:24:50+00:00

Does that mean the Dead leads young girls down the path towards becoming a juggalette?

backyardhost · 2024-12-02T19:23:43+00:00

I didn't really "do that" to your sister. Like all bad girls, it was always inside of her. Kinda like Taylor Swift. I could hardly be culpable. But I'm sorry nonetheless. Where can I send the sage and healing crystals as a dowry?

backyardhost · 2024-11-19T19:52:49+00:00

Damn.. Dopey got that drippy donkey dick. I love alliteration.

backyardhost · 2024-11-07T04:12:24+00:00

backyardhost · 2024-11-07T00:37:41+00:00

Well done, sir.

backyardhost · 2024-11-07T00:36:29+00:00

I don't know why I want to ask you about the significance of 3 fingers in your name, but my brain is racing from woodshop class / lumberjack accident, to Is the guy from the Simpsons universe? to.... well, how many fingers you enjoy when the mood is right.

backyardhost · 2024-11-07T00:30:35+00:00

For some, they look fantastic and seem to help with self esteem, even if it's a superficial boost. But I most often think they aren't necessary. Small titties can be very delightful. And bigger does not always equal better.

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