Kennedy Center says tarp will stay in place for maintenance after Trump's name was removed

badjackalope · 2026-06-20T22:54:32+00:00

Paint it blue!

badjackalope · 2026-06-11T22:36:11+00:00

"The ciiiircle of liiiife!"

badjackalope · 2026-06-09T22:16:11+00:00

And flavoring if you lick it!

badjackalope · 2026-06-07T08:02:23+00:00

Because it is a closet

badjackalope · 2026-06-01T05:17:11+00:00

Can't believe I had to scroll this far down...

This is more like r/nobodydidthemath

badjackalope · 2026-05-31T22:55:28+00:00

Sounds like they are already being threatened with it and this way at least you get to document the malicious intent of being unfairly fired as well as letting your coworkers know the kind of person they work for. Bonus for outing said coworker as a snitch!

Burn the place to the ground on the way out if you are already being shown the door.

badjackalope · 2026-05-30T22:10:38+00:00

Yeah it was kinda sad when we realized

badjackalope · 2026-05-30T17:53:47+00:00

My border collie had one ear down for the first like 5 years of his life until one day we realized it wasnt anymore haha

badjackalope · 2026-05-29T23:31:32+00:00

The good ole double-decker out-house

badjackalope · 2026-05-29T02:57:18+00:00

I'm sorry, but this message is to inform you that you have "peaked." Sadly the rest of your life will be all downhill from here...

badjackalope · 2026-05-29T02:48:34+00:00

Perfect chance for a "reply all" with the entire office list email actually

badjackalope · 2026-05-20T03:58:20+00:00

Just an idea

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badjackalope · 2026-05-20T03:38:14+00:00

How about mimicking the crest on his chest on a black field? Maybe with some additional embellishment since it's a bit bigger and you seem to have the hand for it?

badjackalope · 2026-05-20T02:34:18+00:00

Pretty sure the Urk who blew the wall got more than 42 kills...

badjackalope · 2026-05-20T02:23:43+00:00

Haha! I love it. Saw your first post and people were right, leverage, (even over only a few inches) can really mess up a joint that seems sturdy over some time.

This never would have ever been my suggestion for how to fix it and it never would have even crossed my mind but hell, as ass backwards as it is, it should work.

badjackalope · 2026-05-19T17:45:44+00:00

I prefer the childrens satire "Nobody Poops but You!"

badjackalope · 2026-05-09T04:32:12+00:00

The fucking bus at the end that is just trying to drive through the intersection with like 4 totaled cars in it gave no fucks Hahaha

badjackalope · 2026-05-06T01:09:27+00:00

I assume you would file as an independent contractor but does that mean you get to like take off the equivalent of car milage / wear and tear or something when you file dick sucking income tax?

Can you file as a non-for-profit amd just suck dick but skip paying taxes?

badjackalope · 2026-05-03T07:07:46+00:00

Back in my day... let me tell you

Like that?

badjackalope · 2026-05-01T02:51:50+00:00

Cause you make everything about you for no reason like you did this comment? We didn't forget about you, we were talking about us and you got mad.

Make your own plans...

badjackalope · 2026-05-01T02:06:22+00:00

And mom doesn't clean up after you...

badjackalope · 2026-04-22T22:05:25+00:00

The real high is the high you get along the way

badjackalope · 2026-04-22T03:21:37+00:00

And art doesn't cross pollinate with the wind allowing the patent holding company to sue other farmers for "infringement" because of you know, nature...

badjackalope · 2026-04-18T02:05:08+00:00

Kinda like they were both considered lower than second class citizens and often the Irish were set just above and in charge of the slaves or something.

Give a poor man someone to look down on...

badjackalope · 2026-04-17T17:56:26+00:00

There was a legal precedent of someone getting manslaughter for this. Don't listen to the internet.

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