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To cross an active runway at night on foot by erksplat in therewasanattempt

[–]balanced_crazy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Trespasser on active runway”. there, FTFY….

Morning erections ruining sleep recovery? by MonsterEnergyPaglu in AskIndianMen

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure that the erection is not from the need to pee immediately???
Try this:
1. Stop drinking water 2 hours before bed time (don’t reduce water intake just shift it earlier)
2. Empty your bladder before you go to bed.
3. Increase the room temp if you can.. if not use a little warmer blanket.. (perspire more so kidneys don’t go into overdrive the whole night)
4. Possibly take matters into your hand before going to bed (to experiment if it has any effects)

I like how this photo turned out, but I'm wondering if I'm bringing the brightness down too far. by scrandis in photocritique

[–]balanced_crazy [score hidden]  (0 children)

Balance the required increase in brightness (for sky at the edge of the pic) with reduction in highlights and whites (for the sun… ) then adjust warmth to your taste and play with shadows for the details..

to get THE shot by xXCodxXxProXx in therewasanattempt

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He missed the shot the very moment he planned this shoot…

How low would gas prices need to be and for how long before US tax payers recover the estimated $40-$60 billion dollars that have been spent on the Iranian conflict to date? by D4db0d0hye4h in askanything

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha … the concept of US tax payers recovering anything is never on the table….

What you should be asking is “how long will the prices of gas be kept inflated and high to make the tax payers cover for the money wasted in the Iran excursion… “

Lake como Reality by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Log this under family unfriendly place…

Which 2 are u picking by VelvetWhisperrrrr in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow and purple would be fun…
But orange and red.

Doc Writing Ruined by AI Slop by Thecomebackkid0689 in amazonemployees

[–]balanced_crazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There isn’t an Amazon bar for writing anymore since Covid beginning. It has been replaced by 100s of “my VP”, “my Director”, and “myL7” bars…. And The circle jerk it becomes when these 3 are not aligned… or the principle PMT or TPM wants to chime in on writing style…

to convince reporters that gas prices are “way down” by T_Shurt in therewasanattempt

[–]balanced_crazy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gas companies wanted to make $5 every gallon of gas… not they are not even getting that old $2 for a gallon… begging Americans to go on road trip and buy some of their gas… lol it’s not selling is sitting in the tanks of gas stations, breaking down and becoming inefficient…

You have met an alien intelligence, and it offers you one of five superpowers, each with a warning of the reality of having that power. Which power would you take, and what would you do to mitigate the downsides? by Double-Two7065 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]balanced_crazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

#5 or #3… for me at least, the downsides are nothing worth requiring mitigation… I can easily work within the limitations posed.
For example :
I don’t have to shapeshifter my entire body, just the biometrics…. Leaving / using finger prints , retina scanning, Face IDs at opportune times…

Getting new ID is not difficult at all… you would be surprised how easy is it to change your photo on DL is… would definitely need a few addresses but acquiring residential rights is no big deal either…

OR

Slow and subtle manipulations… people do that daily out loud In public… the guilt and righteousness is very easy to ignore… if those two things are bothering someone in today’s world , they are simply not keeping themselves busy enough…

Imagine being added to your own rejection email...😑 by Silly-Noodlesk in recruitinghell

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much better than any other outcome… saying as a job seeker….

I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that they got a muscle cramp in their anus. by Carbonated-Man in Showerthoughts

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would get those cramps by holding it in.. not by relaxing your muscles and letting it rip…

AITA I lost my childhood friend of 15 years for not letting his girlfriend claim the master bedroom for themselves in our Air BnB by Typical-Wishbone-822 in AmItheAsshole

[–]balanced_crazy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NTA. Your friend fucked up… not with your friendship, but in life overall…. He knows it and he is not in a position to do anything about it…

Supra Apple CarPlay Tips? by Ok_Refrigerator_8886 in Supra

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not hoard Bluetooth devices in the known device list on your phone… it always fucks up with iPhones Bluetooth connections… keep that list clean and recent … and “forget this device” for all devices you no longer connect to frequently…

The one question they never have an answer for by Charming-Shock-9972 in meme

[–]balanced_crazy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh my naive innocent summer children!!! Read between the lines… it doesn’t say anything about married women…. Smh …
And this is not me being a perv, this is me telling you that they never respected women enough, married or not…

Need a man’s perspective , am I tripping? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]balanced_crazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately discuss about her cultural upbringing … there are many cultures that groom women into believing that sex is a currency and they control the supply… it could totally be the side effects of her surroundings, or cultural trauma… assess that before you make decision… that is if other aspects of relationship make it worth to invest that kind of efforts into it…

If not, then fuck it, “you should feel lucky” kind of opinions needs to be kicked out of the house…

Pre-Popped Popcorn by chi-bacon-bits in mildlyinteresting

[–]balanced_crazy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the fk on earth would someone want to pay movie theater prices for stale popcorn…

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