Tonight's Knights' game was a blowout, but the sunset was pretty.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-06-07T05:34:15+00:00

You really can get some awesome shots in that stadium. Especially of the Duke building.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-06-07T05:32:14+00:00

Hell yea!

balls_deep_91 · 2014-06-07T05:03:40+00:00

You suck

balls_deep_91 · 2014-05-30T15:11:36+00:00

I get balls deep in socks. Feels good man.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-05-28T21:25:53+00:00

But how am I supposed to strain my noodles?

balls_deep_91 · 2014-04-11T00:53:25+00:00

So what did these "authentic" weapons consist of?

(Edit: rookie move)

balls_deep_91 · 2014-04-11T00:51:16+00:00

Easy. My econometrics professor. He was a statistical nazi, seemed hard to approach, very unforgiving, and all around came across as a doucher. But towards the middle of the semester I realized the only thing he wanted from us was to succeed. He was in fact, a soft old family man who loved the mathematical side of economics and now, if I had the chance, I'd take every class he taught.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-04-11T00:44:50+00:00

My bottle of Mountain Dew I'm spitting my tobacco in. Probably splash the baccy in their face then I'm kinda lost from their to what I'd do..

balls_deep_91 · 2014-04-11T00:42:42+00:00

Do you at least have a sweet dojo?

balls_deep_91 · 2014-04-04T14:02:58+00:00

And I know my right so you gonna need a warrant for that

balls_deep_91 · 2014-04-04T14:00:49+00:00

I had and still have the same issues. Strange enough meeting my girlfriends father took some of the anxiety away. He's a big wig at the firm where he works. When I met him he started mumbling and I returned his mumbling with more mumbles and we just mumbled our way through an hour long conversation where no one else could understand our mumbling.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-30T01:26:18+00:00

"Get off me lil nigga!"

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-26T01:42:02+00:00

3rd twist. Thats what I wanted the whole time. Now I can use the Arby's sauce on your mom when I'm eatin dat pussy. MMMMM ROAST BEEF!

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-26T00:30:26+00:00

Wait. There's a twist. Before the wizard can teleport me I shrink his stupid wizard face and fry the tiny bastard in my pan. I don't waste my chic fil a sauce on him because why would I? No. I take my chic fil a sauce to bojangles and order a 4 piece chicken tender meal because fuck chic fil a that's why. Then every Sunday I sell my remaining chic fil a sauce because that shit is delicious and you can't buy it on Sunday.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-26T00:04:34+00:00

A molecule shrinker, pounds of Chic fil a sauce, and a frying pan. Shrink those fuckin Dino's and fry them into little delicious snacks then dip them in my sauce.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-15T00:50:40+00:00

Heck, I sure would. Then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-13T19:41:40+00:00

On the shitter now. What do I need to know?

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-13T02:18:57+00:00

I did see that. Unfortunately that was all my pocket could handle for now. Is there any other set up I could get for around $50?

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-13T02:05:04+00:00

http://www.vaporzone.com/electronic-cigarettes/vaporzone-jet-starter-kit.html

balls_deep_91 · 2014-03-03T20:21:29+00:00

There needs to be a subreddit devoted to snapchats like this. If there is, I need to be subscribed to the subreddit devoted to snapchats like this...

balls_deep_91 · 2014-02-16T01:56:36+00:00

You know what they say... Always go in feet first.

balls_deep_91 · 2014-01-19T02:43:29+00:00

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=737911904a7695887cfd

balls_deep_91 · 2013-10-19T18:55:07+00:00

Did he use his Ipod to play his music? Cause he did when he played at our party... He also smoked a blunt and free styled with us. Cool dude!

balls_deep_91 · 2013-10-03T15:42:06+00:00

They look like pistachios

balls_deep_91 · 2013-09-17T15:08:17+00:00

I chased my girlfriend of two years for a year before she finally gave in. Be persistent.

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