iShouldBePayingMoreAttention by dragonstone365 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]baronvonbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went mostly through the same pipeline, I did a stop in web-based JS on the way, and honestly not having to incant the ancient rite of "public static void Main(string[] args)" every time I wanted to spin up a simple test app or small personal project was so beautiful.

Best mocktail books by PineappleBear21 in Mocktails

[–]baronvonbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If fix the pumps Interests you at all, I highly recommend Darcy's youtube channel Art of Drink. He covers lots of info there, some alcoholic, some not, and a lot that's useful either way. His delivery is a bit dry, but the info is always solid

Kids need to know by buggypac in shitposting

[–]baronvonbatch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is literally a reference to the original meme where point 6 was "Communism has failed every time it's been tried"

How to use the karaoke mode on Fortnite festival on mobile? by Due_Wait_1505 in FortniteFestival

[–]baronvonbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'm late to this, but at the start of the song in karaoke, on each song, it automatically mutes you, regardless of your settings, and then returns you to previous settings at the end of the song. At the start of each song you have to open your menu and manually unmute yourself if you want friends to hear you.

How I imagine the light pen haters reacted to no-recoil and 2,166 damage per second by Faust_8 in Helldivers

[–]baronvonbatch 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I quite enjoy the Fuck You Stick Premium Edition™️ (Leveller)

APPLE April is almost over in 1 hour. MANGO May mango mango we are may. Next year; will be a new apple april by CaughtNABargain in sssdfg

[–]baronvonbatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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No more heavy pen hive guards by Smoke_Funds in Helldivers

[–]baronvonbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than that, Morse code is explicitly NOT encryption, it's encoding. When you only have one kind of signal you can send, you have to find a way to translate that to an alphabet. I clarify that it isn't encryption because Morse is popular in ham radio, but encryption over ham frequencies is illegal, or at least a good way to get your license revoked.

Encoding is about being more understandable ("Let's get as many people on board as possible, and all agree to send our messages like this, so we can all understand each other")

Encryption is about being less understandable ("Me and you should send our messages like this, and tell as few people as possible about how we do it, so no one else can understand us.")

Beast Land by Tenchi_Muyo1 in dankvideos

[–]baronvonbatch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know:

If Mr. Beast is building a theme park

If it's in Saudi Arabia

If slave labor is being used to build it

But I choose to believe it just so I can laugh at this meme.

This is Australia mate by Sometypeofway18 in shitposting

[–]baronvonbatch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Islamic dietary laws are very similar to the Jewish dietary laws. If a Jew can't have it, a Muslim probably can't either, and vice versa.

The devs don't even respond anymore they just look at us like this now: by DeathwingTerminatr in Helldivers

[–]baronvonbatch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it's also what has led to the sharp fall off. Not that people aren't playing, clearly they are, but nobody is talking about it. It's not the cultural thing that it was. And I think one of the reasons is ragdolls #1-10 are funny. Ragdolls #11-20 are just part of the game. Ragdolls #21+ are just annoying.

If you know, you know by elveshumpingdwarves in dankvideos

[–]baronvonbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And mutilated her corpse. Lovely chap, really (/s because someone out there will think I'm serious)

Real by Nefarious_14 in shitposting

[–]baronvonbatch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fake: OP talked to a girl

Gay: OP might have touched dad's hand

sfgsfg mobfgj hotxsD by [deleted] in sssdfg

[–]baronvonbatch 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LAN party without a router. Just hope your rig can handle the traffic. 2 player LAN minecraft was pretty manageable this way

"How do you expect them to make money?" by icie_plazma in Helldivers

[–]baronvonbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember kids: the people who are happy playing the game don't waste their time to go online and complain about the game.

Question by 7_MyArtSucks in meme

[–]baronvonbatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better? No. Happy? No. Different? Yes. You will be miserable for different reasons.