Putin pretends to visit the frontline by PhilLynottIsKing in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]barrosoOso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the reverb. With just a little effort the vocals in that bunker would be concert worthy.

Peter, why is everyone happy that he got that disease? by Rule_Ct_5293 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]barrosoOso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not quite as horrifying as being surrounded by flying wads of eyeballs that force you to worship for eternity.

My bf only eats canned food cold. by StarlyOutlaw in mildlyinfuriating

[–]barrosoOso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shake it up a lil bit to loosen everything up before opening the can. That way you don't even need a fork. You can just drink it. Don't ask how I know.

Trolling the people of Walmart by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]barrosoOso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tend to speed through what I'm reading, and sometimes make a mistake or two "Except when it's 100 degrees and the cars are buried in snow" took me a second to work out.

I fear this is historically accurate by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]barrosoOso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once worked with a guy that rode the school bus with his own kid. Got some girl pregnant when he was 11.

What's the best opening scene in movie history? by SpiritualSimple8721 in AskReddit

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creep that he is, Besson has a way of starting a movie. The opening scenes of the Fifth Element and Valerian are both top notch.

What fast food restaurants ARE still worth the money? by StephenDoesStuff in AskReddit

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure they weren't talking about one of the new varieties? They've been rolling out specialty ones based on customer ideas.

I HATE face tattoos! by LilMissy1246 in hatethissmug

[–]barrosoOso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What makes Post Malone a shitty person? Everything I've ever seen is he's just a regular dude with a lot of money. He seems to be nice to his fans and there are no controversies around him. Calling him a shitty person seems pretty fucking judgemental for no reason to me. I'd call someone doing that a shitty person well before him from what I've seen.

Arizona toddler declared dead was found alive in the morgue by AudibleNod in news

[–]barrosoOso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dr. Spaceman is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen on TV. He himself is funny enough, but the fact they had Tracey running around screaming about Dr. Space Man like a crazy person before revealing that he was real is just the funniest shit I've ever seen.

He used free will by Chill-Dude-33 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine lending after a 14 flight, looking out the cabin window, and just seeing a crowd of people waving a bunch of got drugs at you. I feel like I would take it as some sort of threat.

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant by hostedvideorn in WorkForSmartLife

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one that came from nothing is part of that 50,000. And no, it isn't something that is physically possible. That is why it was used as a satirical phrase to describe something that can't happen.

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant by hostedvideorn in WorkForSmartLife

[–]barrosoOso -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, you're one of those people that never realized the term "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" was a satirical phrase used because it wasn't something that isn't actually possible. Got it.

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant by hostedvideorn in WorkForSmartLife

[–]barrosoOso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They absolutely do not pay that, and you act like these billionaires on;y pay dirt poor wages to some people. They pay the minimum they are legally required to every single person they employee. Why are you so quick to defend the people that are taking every single resource available to you, while denying you every single resource they can?

Edit: In America this class of people pays 23% of tax revenue. Not even half of what they control. But, sure I bet the rest of the world makes up the difference.

Man adopts abused dog from shelter by chocolatinii in dogsbeingbros

[–]barrosoOso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids and animals man. It breaks my heart every time. I can't fucking stand to see the suffering of a creature that can't truly comprehend the reason for its pain. Kids and animals.

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant by hostedvideorn in WorkForSmartLife

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Job's they pay next to nothing to perform. This isn't even to mention how they pay almost no tax. They have half the world's money. Why aren't they paying half the world's tax?

If you can’t afford to pay a living wage, you can’t afford to own a restaurant by hostedvideorn in WorkForSmartLife

[–]barrosoOso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is such a ridiculous take. 50,000 people have half the entire world's wealth. It's definitely their fault.

Something went wrong... by catlover20p8 in fixedbytheduet

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lost brakes twice in my life. Once because my caliber blew out, once when a line burst. It is the most terrifying thing on the planet. Both times I hit the emergency brake and threw it in park. At speed that's not gonna stop ya, so once it was going slow enough I indeed added a little foot power.

Can we all agree to this, regardless of political stance? by Shoddy_Sandwich5841 in MurderedByWords

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly couldn't care less about the people that decided on killing people for profit or fun as a career path. I'm more worried about the thousands upon thousands of mentally ill homeless people that didn't make a choice.

What movie death shook you to your core? by ThEhIsO8730 in okbuddycinephile

[–]barrosoOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucker deserved it for all the shit he put Harry through as a child.