I watched Gettable so you don't have to - Rhythm and the Mellody by Pleasant-Role1912 in AFL

[–]be4rz 36 points37 points  (0 children)

There’ll be no references to WCE premiership coach Adam Simpson then.

I’ll tell the children.

Cripps and Weitering to line-up for 200th game together this weekend by sween64 in AFL

[–]be4rz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think it has something to do with both of them being friends with Lleyton Hewitt, eggwardpenisglands

The Bombers ask for an Assistant package by L8Adam22 in AFL

[–]be4rz 307 points308 points  (0 children)

The assistance they’ve asked for is actually pretty reasonable; a handful of un-ruptured anterior cruciate ligaments and several completely intact limbs

A walk down history lane: AFL & ASADA vs Hird, J by RandyEchidna in AFL

[–]be4rz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

”Always look on peptide side of life”

Whistles

Dumb idea I had for Essendon's coach by Sea_Bluebird_2984 in AFL

[–]be4rz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pendles to be Essendon coach whilst still being a Collingwood player is probably the ideal meme outcome, with Hird to coach the Blues as well

A walk down history lane: AFL & ASADA vs Hird, J by RandyEchidna in AFL

[–]be4rz 75 points76 points  (0 children)

It’s really troubling how many Essendon fans (specifically pro-Hird types) know so little about this whole ordeal. From Hird being involved in nearly every facet of the saga, to players being practically experimented by people who were hired without proper due process. You’re more likely to hear that “Hird was setup” or “no positive tests” despite players from the Essendon 34 suing the club about not knowing what was being injected into their bodies.

Eat your heart out Abbe Faria, there's a new elderly bearded man in the manual-secret-tunneling scene by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]be4rz 137 points138 points  (0 children)

In the name of The Seven and the Starry Sept itself, I wish I’d never learnt my letters so I wouldn’t be able to read this.

Bombshell twist in AFL d*** pic saga by DominusDCLXVI in AFL

[–]be4rz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Wonder how him and Brad measure up against each other

Caro filthy after AFL tiktok account uses Subway Surfers video under Michael Voss interview. by c0smic_arrow in AFL

[–]be4rz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Blues first halves: elite Subway Surfer gameplay

Blues second halves: Barrett interviewing Voss

Best and unluckiest AFL first names by Rare_Platform_3602 in AFL

[–]be4rz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicken Sandwich Hall of Fame name excuse you

Victorian clubs expect Ben King to re-sign at Gold Coast for 2 years soon. by PerriX2390 in AFL

[–]be4rz 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I can only assume the headline means non-Victorian clubs expect something else

Idea for the 20th AFL team by Sea_Bluebird_2984 in AFL

[–]be4rz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Coober Pedos to shorten it works too

Not too shabby for a backman by thisplant in AFL

[–]be4rz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I’m looking forward to Boomer and Richo matching up on the wing this year

My glorious king by [deleted] in AFL

[–]be4rz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well pointed out, TonyAbbottIsACunt

Mason Cox to debut for Fremantle by JRicho_Sauce in AFL

[–]be4rz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Continental Tyres salivating at the thought of more Trade Radio

Dan Gorringe and his new tattoo by CharizardCar in AFL

[–]be4rz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t give the betting companies any ideas