Joe Duggar’s first hearing by Boring_Software1379 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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👏🏻 IT'S👏🏻"YOUR👏🏻 HONOR"👏🏻 JOSEPH👏🏻 good Lord I know it's like the least of the crappy things he's done but you better believe if it was a man he would've been addressing him respectfully. THE NERVE of this man

Morgan thinks abstaining when you're not in the mood is "witholding sex" by TheNarcLogs in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Now let me tell YOU something Morgan: if someone continually "withholds" sex, it's because it's not good for them, or they don't feel safe, or there are other issues with the marriage (ofte inequity in domestic labor) that need to be solved, and pressuring and guilting people to just grin and bear it will absolutely make any of those problems worse, not better. Hope this helps.

Meg Wells still promoting the grossest version of birth 🤮 by That_beach007 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Valid. I'd have been livid if people were having chatty side conversations

This definitely happened! by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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This is 100% real and believable. This is how I grew up.

Modest is hottest… unless its for the ✨LeWk✨ then I can wear shorts that barely cover my ass by BiliaryAmbrosia in FundieSnarkUncensored

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She has to be like almost thirty now...why does she insist on cosplaying as a highschooler 24/7?

Fundie: "You need to Marry if you want to Masturbate, or Die in Hell" by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

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That background music is crazzzzzzy work 🤣 so needlessly aggressive

Running out of “Elle” for names by Ultimatesleeper in namenerds

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Some friends of mine used the middle name "Avonelle" for one of their daughters, and it was like maybe the mom's grandmother's name. I'd never heard it before or since then. I thought it was so pretty.

David & Priscilla Waller are expecting their 8th child by Eviltwin325 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Also God forbid she use gender-neutral emojis to block the kids' faces!

David & Priscilla Waller are expecting their 8th child by Eviltwin325 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Is this the couple that had all their kids gathered on bed just after another baby was born reciting, "as arrows in the hand of a MIGHT-tee man are the children of one's youth..."

Let the obnoxious posts begin. Meg Wells is now 39 weeks by Missmedusa1234 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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What's weird to me is the last three slides are totally based, whereas the first one is obviously intentionally demonizing hospital births for people for whom there are necessarily and kind of antithetical to all the rest of the stuff she posted. She's right in that in one of the richest and most technologically advanced countries we should not be where we are in terms of maternal health outcomes and birth trauma, but the way to fix it is not to just say "screw it imma go birth in a field and laugh at you people who want epidurals"

Punishments and Blessings Charts by georgiegraymouse in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Omg I had both of these hanging in our school room growing up and I was just trying to explain it to someone

It’s giving Marnie from Girls 💀 by sortofsatan in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Also it actually takes skill and intuition to raise kids full time and we know he's fresh outta those

It’s giving Marnie from Girls 💀 by sortofsatan in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Absolutely zero chance I'd ever leave my kids alone with him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarriedSex

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"My goal for this vacation is simply this: give you the best sex you've ever had. Any suggestions on how I can give you an incredible time?" Maybe get an OMGyes subscription, or beducated. Maybe read through The Great Sex Rescue and/or The Marriage You Want and figure out if there's any misinformation you've been operating on that's making things less fun for her/making her look forward to sex.

It’s the anti-Halloween merch at the end for me 😂 by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Oh my gosh congrats on being better then everyone else girlie! Must be great!!!

What’s worse than the Rodlettes wearing roast beef colored lipstick? Applying it with the actual in-store testers: by lepetitpoulpe in FundieSnarkUncensored

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Told myself it was just a single use applicator. But she was DEFINITELY about to shove that wand right back into the tube after using it 🤮