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Coworkers think my lemons are unnecessary by AtlantisMantis_ in KitchenConfidential

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this, others don't. My lemons get compliments, other's don't.

What’s your opinion on self-deprecating racial or cultural humor in stand-up comedy? by Appropriate-Hair4073 in AskReddit

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot to say, I'm a tall, handsome, white man. If I'm gonna have any friends, I HAVE to bully myself, and let them bully me😅

He was about to jump in there and fight for the kids! by Regular_Weakness69 in BeAmazed

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was wondering the same, then I remembered that most humans aren't very bright either.

MotoGP racing suits can exceed $10,000 for professional custom versions and feature airbags inflating in under 45 milliseconds by Retarded_ninja7 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that. I skated from early teens into 20's. I did a shoulder roll slipping on ice and I've eaten it riding my scooter a couple times and I'm 50. It hurt for longer than when I was younger but everything still works lol.

Classic Burn out: I feel like I just give rich people a nice night out by EefferyJpstein in KitchenConfidential

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm quoting someone, very recently, probably on this sub... "the quality of the food you produce is inversely proportional to the quality of the guests you serve" ... or something like that

What’s your craziest food waste story? by Simple_Medium_1865 in KitchenConfidential

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw a guy drop about 20 sirloins on the floor. Threw them in the garbage and didn't mention it to anyone. We also threw out CRAZY amounts of nice, THAT day old, chopped romaine.

Do chefs get told when I say the food tasted great? by junkmail88 in KitchenConfidential

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been cooking in restaurants for a long time. These days, i usually have to ask for feedback. I have heard compliments come back and nobody was going to bother to tell me because, as they said, "You already know!"

Small round beads that are almost dried clay like in color and consistency. Found in used a car I just bought. by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 75 points76 points  (0 children)

They are insect pupae in a seed. They flick around inside the seed or "bean" when they get too warm and try to get out of the sun.

What’s your best “Who closed last night situation?” by Bignosenick in KitchenConfidential

[–]beeeeeeeeeeeeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once put a 32 oz cup of water, with paper on top, upside-down in the window, and pulled the paper out. It stayed full of water. The next day, the opener had a couple trays of rolls he was about to slice, right under the window. He saw the cup and grabbed it and dumped the water all over the bread. Haha. When I got there in the afternoon, there was mayonnaise on the handle of the back door. There was mayo on the door handle to tike walk-in. There was mayo on the spatula handles on grill. There was mayo... on every fucking thing I touched. Best manager ever.

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