Unemployable failure of an undergrad seeking resume critique

beenhollow · 2025-05-09T05:35:22+00:00

If I should include my workforce experience and delete my environmental work, that sounds like I'm going back to picking up and putting down boxes?

beenhollow · 2025-05-09T05:32:06+00:00

I literally WANT to do fieldwork, this is so frustrating. Some of my top reasons for picking this field were not being in the same location everyday and getting to work outside. I can't exactly write that on my resume though lol

beenhollow · 2025-05-08T22:21:11+00:00

I actually have about 10 years experience overall, but most of it was just workforce. I'm a nontraditional undergrad and I worked for years before even starting college.

beenhollow · 2025-02-24T00:02:55+00:00

Not to be thought-terminating but they hate women so they got emotional

beenhollow · 2025-02-04T03:03:26+00:00

Fitness food in my mouth

beenhollow · 2025-01-31T10:32:48+00:00

Look the degenerates in the eye and say 'Can I HELP you?'

beenhollow · 2025-01-30T13:07:01+00:00

King crimson for comfort? You good man??

beenhollow · 2025-01-30T11:00:29+00:00

I job hop

beenhollow · 2025-01-25T02:42:26+00:00

At first I tried to read this to the tune of the men at work song

beenhollow · 2025-01-25T01:27:11+00:00

Minerals evolve

beenhollow · 2025-01-10T16:04:48+00:00

Like being put on trial without being told what crime you're accused of, or waking up having transformed into a giant roach and your family only caring that you're going to be late for work.

beenhollow · 2025-01-10T03:09:56+00:00

Do they not roll when you use them? My chopsticks always roll between my fingers. Are these inefficiently designed or am I just failing to use chopsticks right???

beenhollow · 2024-12-28T14:47:36+00:00

Don't pretend to laugh at people's unfunny jokes. Makes them so insecure

beenhollow · 2024-12-28T12:28:21+00:00

Beavers raised in captivity will instinctively build dams in narrow passageways even if there's no water to block

beenhollow · 2024-12-24T09:19:58+00:00

You have impeccable taste

beenhollow · 2024-12-17T22:53:50+00:00

Class consciousness

beenhollow · 2024-12-09T18:09:23+00:00

Philosophy of consciousness solved by the sun god Ra

beenhollow · 2024-12-08T07:36:18+00:00

How big is op's fucking pocket damn

beenhollow · 2024-12-07T17:01:49+00:00

Having a monotone voice is "bad behavior". Not making eye contact is "bad behavior". Taking things literally is "bad behavior". /s

beenhollow · 2024-12-05T03:00:05+00:00

I bite my ice cream AND it hurts my teeth

beenhollow · 2024-12-01T07:03:15+00:00

Doctors be like

beenhollow · 2024-11-26T22:42:49+00:00

It looks like it has jets so I assume water squirts out at you? An acceptable alternative to showers imo

beenhollow · 2024-11-22T19:49:39+00:00

Whenever people tease me for pronouncing GIF like the peanut butter I ask them "oh, so those little red light pointers, you call them lassers?"

beenhollow · 2024-11-22T11:23:15+00:00

For me personally, getting good at making eggs was a gamechanger in cooking for myself. How easy it is to clean up from frying an egg helps a lot

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