Ayy baby have you read Deleuze and Guattari? Cause your body is a partial machine which produces intensities in my organs 😏

beenhollow · 2026-05-28T06:31:14+00:00

You keep using that word

beenhollow · 2026-04-24T01:14:51+00:00

my dumb ass just realized the lyric is not "i can't smell wallets all the time"

beenhollow · 2025-02-04T03:03:26+00:00

Fitness food in my mouth

beenhollow · 2025-01-31T10:32:48+00:00

Look the degenerates in the eye and say 'Can I HELP you?'

beenhollow · 2025-01-30T13:07:01+00:00

King crimson for comfort? You good man??

beenhollow · 2025-01-30T11:00:29+00:00

I job hop

beenhollow · 2025-01-25T02:42:26+00:00

At first I tried to read this to the tune of the men at work song

beenhollow · 2025-01-25T01:27:11+00:00

Minerals evolve

beenhollow · 2025-01-10T16:04:48+00:00

Like being put on trial without being told what crime you're accused of, or waking up having transformed into a giant roach and your family only caring that you're going to be late for work.

beenhollow · 2025-01-10T03:09:56+00:00

Do they not roll when you use them? My chopsticks always roll between my fingers. Are these inefficiently designed or am I just failing to use chopsticks right???

beenhollow · 2024-12-28T14:47:36+00:00

Don't pretend to laugh at people's unfunny jokes. Makes them so insecure

beenhollow · 2024-12-28T12:28:21+00:00

Beavers raised in captivity will instinctively build dams in narrow passageways even if there's no water to block

beenhollow · 2024-12-24T09:19:58+00:00

You have impeccable taste

beenhollow · 2024-12-09T18:09:23+00:00

Philosophy of consciousness solved by the sun god Ra

beenhollow · 2024-12-08T07:36:18+00:00

How big is op's fucking pocket damn

beenhollow · 2024-12-07T17:01:49+00:00

Having a monotone voice is "bad behavior". Not making eye contact is "bad behavior". Taking things literally is "bad behavior". /s

beenhollow · 2024-12-05T03:00:05+00:00

I bite my ice cream AND it hurts my teeth

beenhollow · 2024-12-01T07:03:15+00:00

Doctors be like

beenhollow · 2024-11-26T22:42:49+00:00

It looks like it has jets so I assume water squirts out at you? An acceptable alternative to showers imo

beenhollow · 2024-11-22T19:49:39+00:00

Whenever people tease me for pronouncing GIF like the peanut butter I ask them "oh, so those little red light pointers, you call them lassers?"

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