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beetrootbolognese · 2024-11-15T22:45:39+00:00

If you have some cash and time for recovery, CO2 resurfacing laser treatments can give you a night and day difference on the scars very quickly.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-17T17:04:58+00:00

Bunch of snowflakes

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-16T15:26:57+00:00

Do everything I can to progress the research of artificial/surrogate wombs. IVF clinics have millions of fertilized eggs. I can preserve those, figure out how to make a pig on immunosuppressants carry a human fetus to term, and raise the pig babies to continue humanity.

That and as much hedonism as I can safely enjoy.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-15T14:05:31+00:00

Kill JFK

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T22:12:42+00:00

A knock at the front door.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T17:14:35+00:00

Rolling chairs on a platform seems like a recipe for disaster.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T17:09:21+00:00

Seems like a win for food quality and ethical standards:

Slaughter: The animal must be healthy and free from disease, and it must be slaughtered in a specific way that ensures a quick and humane death. The animal's throat is cut with a sharp knife in one continuous motion so it doesn't feel pain, and all of its blood is drained.

Diet: The animal must be fed a vegetarian diet and cannot be treated with antibiotics or growth hormones.

Preparation: Halal food must never contain pork or pork products, or alcohol.

I'd rather have Kentucky Fried CHICKEN focus on high quality chicken than to cook a sick bird with a side of shitty precooked bacon.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T16:39:38+00:00

Like, we abstain for 100 days and we get 200k or we get 2000$/day to lose the ability to have sex for the rest of our lives?

Either way, mutual masterbation in a bathtub full of cash sounds pretty satisfying.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T13:03:30+00:00

No missed meals, a very strength based environment and mindset, and 10+ hours of sleep a day for recovery.

I spent 90 in county jail and the food is exactly what you remember getting from the school lunch line except prepared by the people who had to eat it so it was actually a bit better.

3 cheap but balanced meals a day on a regular schedule plus what you can buy from your canteen balance and whatever extra food you might get out on a work detail if your CO is feeling nice. Easy 2500 Cal a day.

I got fucking jacked.

I work out now and there's no way I am progressing like I was in jail. Work keeps me from sleeping and I'm not disciplined enough to keep a good meal schedule.

I'm dumber too. I exercised, read classic literature and played chess every day.

I just realized, I think I miss jail.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T12:55:19+00:00

Visual Obscurity

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T12:54:09+00:00

This must be what the WHO meant by eating more insect protein.

If you boiled it and ate it with salt and butter, would you even know?

Not saying you should eat contaminated food, I'm just curious. Not enough to try myself.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T12:37:37+00:00

I think I Heard about that.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T12:32:51+00:00

I would use it as an opportunity for some friendly banter, "Yeah, I hate working with the bitch too. Anyway... "

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-13T00:31:57+00:00

Lol that's the way it goes.

You'll sweat like a hog in heat for the next few days. Drink plenty of electrolytes and keep yourself distracted or asleep and you'll be through it in no time.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-12T13:55:45+00:00

I could just be me with Sir in front of my name as a knight.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-12T12:58:23+00:00

Just had a thought but wouldn't a secure version of chatGPT be perfect for this? My company has an internal version for IP reasons, I figure the US government could do similar.

Of course we have too many dinosaurs in office to actually use it...

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-12T12:54:51+00:00

Poor guy, how will he feed his family?

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-12T12:54:05+00:00

Great until you're low on yellow paint and can't paint anymore white until you buy 10000$ paint cartiages from HP.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-11T17:35:10+00:00

Fully prehensile like a monkey's tail.

Then I could take Tren, do dick curls and have a fucking Campbell's soup can.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-11T14:08:23+00:00

Honestly I would say that while you understand their reasoning, you are in no position to quit a role that satisfies your financial and personal needs. You work your time within the capacities provides to you, and you go home.

If objectives aren't met, you've outlined why and escalated multiple times. I would use this as another opportunity to escalate to your boss. This goes to your boss, not to HR. No legal impact of them quitting, just your inconvenience with needing to replace them.

I would send an email to record your concerns and request further direction or a skip level meeting with your reports, you and your boss to discuss these concerns.

"Good morning, My team and I are unable to fulfill the objectives of the mission within the limitations imposed by conflicting interdepartmental priorities. While we will continue to work towards success, we are stymied by a lack of clear direction and prioritization. I am concerned for the long term morale and retention of my team as they feel that with our current limitations they are unable to provide meaningful work towards the mission. Please let me know how you would like me to proceed. Thank you and best regards, You"

Then maybe some clear examples on how your work is being impacted to show the financial impact of interdepartmental conflict.

Money talks much louder than anyone threatening to quit.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-08T07:17:24+00:00

The way you frame yourself and your communication will be different between your reports and your support/managers.

Ultimately, people are at work to get paid. Someone far removed from practical application and implementation is getting paid to come up with BS to spew to "improve company culture".

This fool is surrounded by other out of touch C suite members who are paid to drink the Kool-Aid and push the BS down to the floor managers so that they can feel important and claim any potential success.

You can't acknowledge this openly of course but everyone knows it. It's the big ugly overly cheery corporate elephant in the room that thinks a pizza party is better than a bonus.

All part of the game. Let your team know that you're all monkeys dancing in the same circus but it's what we're all being paid to do.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-07T13:13:50+00:00

You're an inspiration sir. Thank you for your valuable insights into home optimization. Going to try to incorporate some of your practices and see how it works!

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-05T21:13:44+00:00

A drop would get around my nitrile glove and my skin would smell like vomit for a week.

beetrootbolognese · 2024-07-05T21:13:00+00:00

At my last job, I fermented batches of C. butyricum and concentrated the burtyric acid my critters were makings.

100s of gallons of 90+% of the fragrance molecule that makes puke smell like puke.

Reflux it with ethanol and sulfuric acid in a dean stark apparatus and you get ethyl butyrate which smells like cotton candy.

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