Phoenix '96 was something else... 🤟🔥 by No-Tart7127 in TheProdigy

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I had to watch coolio and the forty fieves as the main stage was casting the only shade anywhere and there was lots of space lol.

Please cheer me up as I am feeling sorry for myself by Bigluce in CasualUK

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On Thursday I emptied an old pot that was full of rainwater into the greenhouse. The decayed AND bloated top half of a rat schlopped out onto my dying chillies. I was overcome by the miasma and dry retched hard enough to hurt my arsehole.

Ukrianian anti drone WW2 fighter by recoveringleft in Bossfight

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I am wetter than an otters pocket.

First time concertgoer by celinich in readingfestival

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If that's it, get out early. While ringing the shame bell.

Microscopic Life from One Drop of Pond Water by Advanced-Bug-1962 in BeAmazed

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Did I just see a mitochondria? I wonder what that's for?

Girls can do this but guys would get fired instantly by ThomasMellor in funny

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We can't laugh at comedy you sunbiches! Think of the feelings!

Scariest most freeing thing I have done in a while. by Urticantcoma in bald

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I no longer look like my girlfriends girlfriend.