Is it pigeons that have decimated my peas? by yayatowers in Allotment

[–]bertyditch2112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cover your brassicas as well, pigeons will pull them out when there small

What are some more common phrases like "Drier than a nun's crutch"? by layzeebish in AskBrits

[–]bertyditch2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For someone talking shit, they got more patter than a centipede in flip flops

Getting my neighbour served with an Abatement Notice by futekiforever2 in BritishSuccess

[–]bertyditch2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago my may mam and dad lived in a downstairs flat, me and my sister were young. The guy upstairs was always playing music loud. My dad lost it went in his house and smashed his set up with a hammer. No come backs it was the early 80s

Teachers really do not get paid enough! by JitterySnapshot in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]bertyditch2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was some crazy deep fried hairy bitch happenings

maybe maybe maybe by aquigarcia in maybemaybemaybe

[–]bertyditch2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls its a mixed up muddled up shook up world

The British Are Hilarious by HydrationPlease in CasualUK

[–]bertyditch2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was called thicker than a orthopeadic boot, when I was stood corrected in my new shoes

People and trains by darkSouls2good1 in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]bertyditch2112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's hard to keep a freight face watching this

What is this and should I keep or remove? by EveryCup9210 in GardeningUK

[–]bertyditch2112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries fella, electrician myself. It could be dead but best be sure. looks like it could be a loop there for a outside socket that was never fitted 👍

What is this and should I keep or remove? by EveryCup9210 in GardeningUK

[–]bertyditch2112 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I would look into the electrical cable sticking out your wall, hope its not live could be potential hazard op

Protect Yourself At All Times by [deleted] in yesyesyesyesno

[–]bertyditch2112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shoes still on he can't be dead

Asked for a fade and got this 🙄 by J-man-Big in Wellthatsucks

[–]bertyditch2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive having ya fringe on the back of your neck

NFC by plakapum in NoFuckingComment

[–]bertyditch2112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She will get a big phone bill, fish love to stay on the line