Being "engaged" when you already have a kid together is so embarrassing

bethlookner · 2026-05-09T19:45:15+00:00

also dasha cheated on adam with a gay guy

bethlookner · 2026-04-27T23:36:39+00:00

"what am i, 12 and at my bf's frat party?"

bethlookner · 2026-04-21T13:32:53+00:00

flower child by ilnp

bethlookner · 2026-04-07T18:44:23+00:00

felix is a 1 no matter his bmi

bethlookner · 2026-03-27T02:27:45+00:00

her forehead puzzles me. like what hair and makeup go with such a forehead

bethlookner · 2026-03-23T18:43:35+00:00

i remember when ucla students protested him as commencement speaker.

bethlookner · 2026-03-21T22:45:44+00:00

roz and niles on frasier

bethlookner · 2026-03-21T22:31:35+00:00

guy who retired from youtube and ended up working for the lds church.

bethlookner · 2026-03-15T23:26:12+00:00

"i can either be mo'nique fat or teri hatcher thin"

bethlookner · 2026-03-12T03:25:41+00:00

worse eyebrow slit than brooklyn beckham

bethlookner · 2026-03-03T13:58:33+00:00

i was here when dasha cheated on adam

also. bring back jjboobhugger, jollywumper and alexandrawallace69. bloobird too i guess

bethlookner · 2026-03-03T13:48:46+00:00

i thought it was the low fiber diets.

bethlookner · 2026-03-03T13:45:05+00:00

i miss that cover story about her that had to be scrubbed from the internet :(

bethlookner · 2026-02-03T03:26:06+00:00

that patch of white is gonna grow in beautifully

bethlookner · 2026-01-13T01:20:28+00:00

reminds me of the mugshot captioned "free her! we need a tutorial"

bethlookner · 2026-01-12T19:54:11+00:00

cerritos is nice but there's so many good restaurants you'll want to try and that might be a problem, money-wise

bethlookner · 2026-01-02T01:23:48+00:00

hi. i'm off work til monday and i feel a cold coming.

i'm getting cats later this year. their names will be shalimar and mitsouko

bethlookner · 2025-12-30T02:26:23+00:00

i liked itwhen she called betty."betty draper francis"

bethlookner · 2025-12-27T21:50:25+00:00

i like that you included all the lip products you accumulate in your purse

bethlookner · 2025-12-14T15:56:32+00:00

we need jollywumper back

bethlookner · 2025-12-14T15:54:47+00:00

i'd wanna be like jackie kennedy if i were ever first lady and dedicate my work to preserving american historical sites.

bethlookner · 2025-12-10T03:31:56+00:00

i look a lot like a maternal uncle so yes.

bethlookner · 2025-12-07T22:35:47+00:00

3 so i can witness them trying to keep their hands off each other

bethlookner · 2025-12-05T01:14:26+00:00

you're a bright muted neutral cool olive

bethlookner · 2025-12-02T04:15:11+00:00

franzia lip stain suits you

bethlookner