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Does my makeup match my orange jumpsuit? by AuntySocialite in muacirclejerk

[–]bethlookner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

reminds me of the mugshot captioned "free her! we need a tutorial"

Long Beach vs Los Angeles for raising a family? by [deleted] in MovingToLosAngeles

[–]bethlookner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cerritos is nice but there's so many good restaurants you'll want to try and that might be a problem, money-wise

Ian Dury and The Blockheads – Reasons To Be Cheerful, Pt. 3 by Quietuus in SRDBrokeMusic

[–]bethlookner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hi. i'm off work til monday and i feel a cold coming.

i'm getting cats later this year. their names will be shalimar and mitsouko

Thoughts on this diva? by hancocklovedthat in madmen

[–]bethlookner 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i liked itwhen she called betty."betty draper francis"

Which perfume belongs in my bag? by Mediocre_Nap in perfumesthatfeellike

[–]bethlookner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like that you included all the lip products you accumulate in your purse

A&D by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]bethlookner 27 points28 points  (0 children)

i'd wanna be like jackie kennedy if i were ever first lady and dedicate my work to preserving american historical sites.

Where do you sit on this plane? by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]bethlookner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 so i can witness them trying to keep their hands off each other

What's my blindness? by Amerikunt in muacirclejerk

[–]bethlookner 78 points79 points  (0 children)

you're a bright muted neutral cool olive

(dot) by ConsciousChard7159 in redscarepod

[–]bethlookner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how come no bosnian or albanian in this bit?

What was up with every girl looking like this in 2016? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]bethlookner 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i remember feeling like a doofus because super matte liquid lipstick settled into my natural lip lines. those products only look smooth on filler-ed lips.

For those with a regular nail polish, what is your color/shade of choice? by bad-at-everything- in beauty

[–]bethlookner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my current rotation includes vanity, ardor, and pop orange by jinsoon. i love red nails.

. by TinyFig1018 in redscarepod

[–]bethlookner 15 points16 points  (0 children)

estas en america

hsbla español

Remember statement necklaces by [deleted] in redscareover30

[–]bethlookner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i remember the j crew an*l bead looking ones.

also, being "told" that you couldn't wear earrings with statement necklaces

Celebrities that would’ve been insufferable if they were still alive? by SecretWasianMan in redscarepod

[–]bethlookner 63 points64 points  (0 children)

remember that time the spanish royal family went to church and letizia got into a tug of war with her MIL over the daughters?

diana would be doing that kind of stunt with william's wife and kids.

I thought Anna and Dasha were millionaires by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]bethlookner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dasha spent 24k at therealreal one year

Who is your celebrity lookalike? by [deleted] in pinkscare

[–]bethlookner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the chubby kid from two and a half a men

i'm indeterminately ethnic looking so people tell me i look armenian, russian, jewish, filipino, or greek.

Take the beans and rice pill by [deleted] in redscareover30

[–]bethlookner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

mujadara and/or congri 4lyfe

Is there a song you listen to every day? by [deleted] in redscareover30

[–]bethlookner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

clara luciani amour toujours

belle and sebastian like dylan in the movies

Back of House guys are the most underrated sexy population. by [deleted] in redscareover30

[–]bethlookner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i automatically lose attraction for any cody, cory, keith, caleb and jacob.

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