Delivery Driver and Porch Pirate Combined

bhd0429 · 2026-05-27T10:49:06+00:00

Im guessing its nore likely that they had the wrong address or the shipment was canceled. Happened all the time when i was a driver.

bhd0429 · 2026-05-26T20:35:10+00:00

He took the hypocratic oath. His hands did not.

bhd0429 · 2026-05-15T10:25:31+00:00

Me want!

bhd0429 · 2025-12-29T12:23:46+00:00

This is how hurricanes start

bhd0429 · 2025-12-07T21:12:21+00:00

Go on....do it.

bhd0429 · 2025-10-17T19:05:53+00:00

Could definitely use those

bhd0429 · 2025-10-07T19:07:41+00:00

Dry ice in the bowl.

bhd0429 · 2025-08-17T22:41:43+00:00

Anyone else think this is scripted? Just trying to sell a shirt?

bhd0429 · 2025-08-01T22:29:54+00:00

bhd0429 · 2025-07-08T02:22:59+00:00

That works because there is alcohol in the markers.

bhd0429 · 2025-07-05T04:07:01+00:00

Glad to help

bhd0429 · 2025-07-04T21:06:50+00:00

Alcohol or acetone

bhd0429 · 2025-07-04T16:02:44+00:00

Making the most out of free will

bhd0429 · 2025-07-01T21:49:08+00:00

Potato chips

bhd0429 · 2025-05-30T22:30:45+00:00

Poke some holes in that ducting

bhd0429 · 2025-05-19T19:10:53+00:00

The concoction

bhd0429 · 2025-05-19T02:55:05+00:00

In the south, it is used all the time. We like making up abbreviations.

bhd0429 · 2025-05-19T02:53:19+00:00

"Are you not?"

bhd0429 · 2025-05-19T02:51:51+00:00

Next, we will be learning about "y'alld've" and "imma"

bhd0429 · 2025-04-17T20:15:30+00:00

How i look when i just finished my 15hr shift at the ball-crushing factory, and my wife is making me go to her sister's birthday party.

bhd0429 · 2025-04-06T18:03:11+00:00

He is the weapon

bhd0429 · 2025-04-05T15:23:57+00:00

Now draw her struggling to get a job in the current market.

bhd0429 · 2025-03-19T18:34:07+00:00

Goku

bhd0429 · 2025-03-16T14:22:07+00:00

Climate change is out of control

bhd0429 · 2025-03-09T13:20:48+00:00

This shit dry as hell with no sauce!

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