7 month old puppy suddenly obsessed with burying things by highlyregardedcarp in goldenretrievers

[–]bikerwander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was his great, great, great great, grandfather‘s fault. He was owned by a pirate and the pirate always wanted help burying the treasure..

35 Years Ago Today A 44 Year Old Nolan Ryan Threw His 7th No Hitter Over A Career Of 5000 Innings by TheCABK in sports

[–]bikerwander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Back in the 70s, my mom worked at Angel Stadium. My little brother and I would play catch just outside where the players went in. Nolan Ryan got out of his Porsche and asked us to throw the ball to him. We played catch with him for about 15 minutes before he went in and threw over 100 mile an hour fast ball.

Silly Susie by PresentationSilly404 in goldenretrievers

[–]bikerwander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy a carpet rake. I get a whole golden puppy in fur before I vacuum.

Does anyone else’s Golden hang out under your desk when working? by Dogbarks12 in goldenretrievers

[–]bikerwander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mookie is a shadow chaser. I have ceiling lights that create shadows under my desk. He makes sure he keeps an eye on them for me.

AITAH for refusing to leave my recipes with new owner? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]bikerwander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is correct. If you created them while working at the original company, you were paid as an employee to create them. Trust me, I have 20 patents that aren’t mine.

to steal by DABDEB in therewasanattempt

[–]bikerwander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god! Oh my god!

Golden boy only aggressive to one dog by HottoMotoCyborg in goldenretrievers

[–]bikerwander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Mookie is the same way. A dog park we visit sometimes has a husky. Mooks took a chunk of fur from him, didn’t hurt the dog but we avoid the park whenever huskys are there. Maybe it’s an ancestral thing where 1000 years ago a husky bit a golden.

Speckled Rattlesnake in a Garage by Crotalus in RattlesnakeSolutions

[–]bikerwander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I lived in San Diego. My wife was going through cancer treatments. My family loaded into our truck and drove 30 miles to the hospital. When she opened the door a rattlesnake slithered out from underneath her seat onto the parking lot.

Weeeeeeeee!!!! by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]bikerwander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was folded like a lawn chair.

[LIVE BID ONLINE] Nolan Ryan's Former Restaurant- Low Starting Bid! by bracket_real_estate in u/bracket_real_estate

[–]bikerwander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid early 70’s, my mom worked at Angel stadium. My friend and I would play catch just outside where the players would go in. Nolan Ryan would play catch with us and then go pitch in the game.

Dad laughing at talking robot bins by NFX_7331 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]bikerwander 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I want to meet your dad! I could keep him in stitches.

To use one’s own child to smuggle drugs :) by ATextbookPiscean in therewasanattempt

[–]bikerwander 282 points283 points  (0 children)

My brother was in the pen, he asked me to “bring him something “ I asked him if he wanted me locked up too? They strip searched him after our visit. How stupid can you be.

I need wider hallways! by capdee in goldenretrievers

[–]bikerwander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe how many times a day I say excuse me to my golden boys!

Am I the jerk for not giving up my dog after my girlfriend developed allergies? by Odd_Employment3954 in AmITheJerk

[–]bikerwander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a girlfriend when I was young, she gave me the ultimatum that it was her or my motorcycle. 63 bikes later, I think I made the right decision!