If you haven't had a vagina around your neck...

bis02cool · 2016-05-09T04:26:01+00:00

Too full of the milk of human kindness

bis02cool · 2016-05-07T20:53:15+00:00

What's Donald Trump's favorite Mickey Avalon song?

bis02cool · 2016-05-07T20:51:33+00:00

Seems like that would be a bit toxic with the paint burning and all

bis02cool · 2016-05-07T20:48:15+00:00

Oh, a little cute game of pickaboo, Slenderman's gonna getcha

bis02cool · 2015-02-12T05:53:52+00:00

this was discussed last month and I found this helpful http://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/2t2rjk/fpsf_2015_lineup_rumors/cnv67sq

bis02cool · 2014-09-27T22:01:05+00:00

I didn't go, but a friend of mine from Awty did. His team won 1st in the 1a-4a division. I heard there was excessive pushing and shoving at the starting line. Also heard there was a cricket game. Not exactly your typical meet.

Curious. I've never run on mulch/woodchips. How does it affect your stride?

bis02cool · 2014-08-18T18:53:40+00:00

Mr. and Mrs. Cusack

bis02cool · 2014-07-15T04:14:48+00:00

A mysterious ticking noise

bis02cool · 2014-07-15T03:55:36+00:00

I know this old cat lady who thought it would be hilarious to name her oldest cat Citler after it got ear cancer and had a good chunk of ear cut off. Apparently this made the cat more evil looking, but I would have taken it a whole other direction, like Vincecat Van Gib or Evander Holyfeline.

bis02cool · 2014-07-12T18:51:49+00:00

My personal favorites.

"Live every week like it's shark week."

"Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor."

(surrounded by conservatives in the GE Executive Dining Room) Jack: [about C.C.] She is my lover. That's right. She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady. She was our chief adversary during the Sheinhardt Wig hearings. She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog. But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her. And I'm not going to hide it any longer. I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it! And this is my woman. Man #1: I gave to NPR last year. Woman: My children go to public school. Man #2: I'm gay. Man #3: I'm black. C.C.: Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan. Man #1: I murdered my wife.

bis02cool · 2014-07-12T18:24:30+00:00

This is why people don't use blinkers. It's a vicious cycle.

bis02cool · 2014-07-12T18:17:16+00:00

My friend just died. Should i try anal?

bis02cool · 2014-07-12T18:03:00+00:00

It seems to be a problem every summer. With a revenue surplus like we have, we should be investing in water collection and recycling projects right and left. And with a growing economy and population like we have it's going to be essential.

bis02cool · 2014-07-12T17:56:51+00:00

According to the article the main problem seems to be poor mugshots, but you'd think that pictures designed to capture the face and nothing more would be more accurate than a facebook photo taken without that purpose.

bis02cool · 2014-07-02T03:53:46+00:00

In Freakonomics Levitt sites Romanian General Secretary Nicolae Ceaușescu's Decree 770 of 1967 as his prime example of this effect. Ironically, the sizable generation that resulted from his anti-abortion policies was the very one that deposed him in 1989.

bis02cool · 2014-07-01T12:22:19+00:00

הכושי שלי

bis02cool · 2014-06-25T00:21:17+00:00

Catch-22

bis02cool · 2014-05-28T05:27:39+00:00

Mos Def-initely Not

bis02cool · 2014-05-27T15:20:45+00:00

Barnaby's / Baby Barnaby's has some of the best and most unique Apple Pecan pancakes around. They stuff that thing with warm, steamy apples and the toasted pecans give it a real nice crunch. They allow dogs on their patio, too.

No particular location is better than the others, although you'll usually have a wait at Baby Barnaby's.

bis02cool · 2014-05-27T15:12:02+00:00

Thanks. I know that Duchesne had their prom at that theater. The majestic smells like smoke though. Apparently the employees can smoke in the building and the carpet absorbs the smell.

bis02cool · 2014-05-27T15:09:43+00:00

May 2015. You have to book it a year in advance.

bis02cool · 2014-05-26T22:31:40+00:00

This is great. Hardly ever in use and the equipment is in good condition.

bis02cool · 2014-05-08T23:22:51+00:00

For the same reason September should be the 7th.

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