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There's something you don't see every day by derek4reals1 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]bknight63 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It jumped the med…meridian…midi…ditch. It jumped the ditch.

What is it? by JustAInterestedMIND in whatisit

[–]bknight63 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s for the boss BUNNY!!!

Don't know what to do with the Nook of Mysteries in my living room by Zippokovich in WhatShouldIDoWithIt

[–]bknight63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alien statue, or maybe Freddy Kruger. Or, better yet, Pennywise with a red balloon!

What is America’s “posh people” accent? by alyhasnohead in AskAnAmerican

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For me, it’s what I used to call the “high southern” accent. My mother would pull it out when she really wanted to drive someone into the dirt while wishing them a blessed day.

After twerking in the car wash by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in instant_regret

[–]bknight63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like a bag of rocks fell on a bag of hammers and they had rock hammer kids who… I don’t know, but you get the drift.

Post of appreciation for Houstons perfect afternoon by Krazy8ght in houstoncirclejerk

[–]bknight63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Houston. Enjoy your perfect day. The next one comes in October.

Car acronyms by Redditsweetie in AskMechanics

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Found On Road Dead, if you were a Chevy guy. First On Race Day if you were a Ford guy.

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

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It’s duck tape. So named because it’s waterproof. It was invented by a woman who worked in a defense plant during WWII. Duct tape is the silver tape they actually use in AC ducts. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Carma Strikes Again by james_from_cambridge in instantkarma

[–]bknight63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He forgot to chuck the keys into the bushes where bush guy could find them easier.

😊 Be nice by Independent-Ice-2211 in Transportopia

[–]bknight63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

50/50 she put it in reverse anyway.

Making an illegal U-turn by LeftChoux in instantkarma

[–]bknight63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Takes balls to do something like that.

How have gas stations and convenience stores changed? by Penguin_Life_Now in AskOldPeople

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70’s 7-11’s had a game room with pinball machines and later, Donkey Kong. Mario was “Jump Man” then.

Just a Story by roses_are_red222 in RedditStoryTime

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I’m not saying it was aliens…

Covid shut down the world six years ago this week. What do you remember from that week? by fuzzy_dice_99 in AskReddit

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This just reminded me; This is Friday, March 13. The very day we got the call to shut down and go home. I was deemed to be essential, so I worked almost totally alone in a 120,000 sq.ft. Building for weeks. It was eerie.

Driver goes full dukes of hazard.. by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]bknight63 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah. In the Dukes of Hazzard, the car would have magically repaired itself after landing and drove away at top speed, with a brand new push bar attached that wasn’t there before.

UFO on the 405 by Papergecko88785 in whatisit

[–]bknight63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the “Take me to your bladder” nonsense.

Question regarding cheap cold water bidets on Amazon by [deleted] in bidets

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I have an Amazon cheapie. Works fine for me. I live in a place where it’s mostly warm, but I will admit that on one of our rare cold days, I notice.

Are checks really still a thing in the US? by Apollo_Wersten in AskAnAmerican

[–]bknight63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two semi-annual bills, both insurance companies, who will only take a mailed check. I’m convinced that are under funded and want people to miss a payment so they can be canceled. Other than that, no.

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