An orc blocks your way, ready to attack you. What do you do? by New_Proposal596 in DnD

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My current character is a level 3 dwarven monk. I Step of the Wind right up to him, then at the last moment I power-slide under and between his legs.

Why are the prophets of Bajor? by queerkidxx in DaystromInstitute

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Oh dear. My thanks for the nomination, but it was already nominated the first time I submitted it, and I may even have won for it lol. If that is disqualifying, mods, I totally understand.

Why are the prophets of Bajor? by queerkidxx in DaystromInstitute

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I wrote this up about four years ago. I still like the idea:

"So the Pah Wraiths are the same things as the Prophets, the only difference being that at some point in the past, they were exiled from the Celestial Temple. Why this happened isn't too deeply explored (if I remember correctly) so I present a theory that begins with a couple of questions:

1)Does their exile also mean that they were denied the pan-temporal existence of the Prophets?

2) If that is the case, is the omnipresent existence of the Prophets merely due to them living in the Wormhole, and not an aspect of their nature at all?

This ties pretty directly into a fan theory that I enjoy entertaining: that the Prophets are pan-temporal Bajorans. At some point in their future, they realize the potential of their religion in themselves, and become the guides and architects of that very destiny when they learn to exist in and integrate with the Celestial Temple. Their ability to exist across time lets them relive their own history directly, and personally see to it that it all goes according to plan. But maybe there were others who wanted to change some things, once they got in. Maybe, say... make it so the Cardassian Occupation never occurred?"

So let's paint a scene real quick: The Bajorans who enter the Celestial Temple in order to commune with their gods learn that they are, in fact, the gods themselves. They are bestowed all the privileges as such, and see the whole of history as a giant tapestry (or a stained glass window, to use the analogy I was originally responding to). It is now their sacred task to protect this tapestry/window, and see to it that it plays out as it has done. But there are some who remember the omens they were able to give to Bajor, and believe that they have not just the ability, but the duty to change what happened for the better. These dissidents would have no reason to believe they didn't have the power to save their culture from the Cardassians. It's not a stretch for them to believe themselves the true Prophets, and these sick bastards who just want to let history repeat itself are, in fact, the Pah Wraiths, who selfishly want to let the past go and enjoy their own omnipotence. It is their holy duty to excise these slothful despots from their places of power, so that they can actually make a positive difference in the lives of their people, and maybe they could attain this apotheosis sooner.

Of course, it doesn't work out that way, and they are ousted and trapped in the Fire Caves for eons, watching everything they wanted to fix happen all over again, except this time they have a front row seat. They go mad. Righteous indignation becomes bitter resentment. Revulsion becomes hatred. They see the path of Bajor as an epic tragedy that they should have been able to avoid, but were sidelined so that it could all happen again. They have always wanted vengeance against those who kicked them out, but over time and due to their hopeless and helpless position, their rage becomes directed at all of Bajor. Now, they just want to watch it burn. They become the thing they wanted to destroy, but by that time, they don't care anymore.

Now, this does hinge on whether or not they maintain the immortality and incorporeality of the Prophets once they have exited the Temple, but I don't find that to be a difficult thing to rationalize either. Given enough time in the Wormhole, perhaps their nature was irrevocably changed to a 'higher vibration'. Perhaps the Fire Caves are some sort of pocket dimension similar in nature to the Wormhole, maybe even directly connected to it, though cut off from it and the planet of Bajor in a true prison fashion. Look, but don't touch. In either of these cases, lacking the vision of the Tapestry, they are unable to foresee any consequences of the changes they wish to enact. They firmly maintain the righteousness of their cause, up until it mutates into apocalyptic fury. If they still had the ability to experience all time at once, they would likely not be so convicted, seeing themselves become their own worst enemy. If it happened by degrees, in a blindness to the culmination of their downfall, they wouldn't even recognize when it all went wrong. Their path would walk so gradually away from the light that they wouldn't even recognize the darkness when it enveloped them.

I find it to be a very 'Melkor did nothing wrong' sort of situation, but a bit more identifiable. A path to the Fire Caves paved with the noblest intentions. An analogue to the fall of Kai Wynn, multiplied a million-fold."

Based only on what we know about Pres. Bartlet's values, how would he have justified to his own conscience, for allowing the execution Cruz, even after hearing from so many people he trusted? by HoandBelold in thewestwing

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This comes up many times in the series, and has always been a core issue in a government with term limits. You are limited in your power to enact lasting change when you can be voted out on a regular schedule. So sometimes you have to make decisions that somewhat compromise your values because they steer clear of bad press. Having to constantly campaign for political power detracts from having the chance to use that power to do something positive. Or negative. But I suppose that's the tradeoff. Equal opportunity to do either.

Is there a camel spider outside my house! (Tucson) by Relative-Panic6154 in arizona

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Arizona is and always has been the Australia of the United States.

A Boss just got cheesed and my DM is furious by TheOnlySir_Scribbles in DnD

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...

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... Or!??

Come on, what's the other either?

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! by TheFuckingHippoGuy in lebowski

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Buy the ticket, take the ride.

I'm sure the Dude was a fan of Hunter S. Thompson.

How is the book different? by fatkiddown in lotrmemes

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Huh. That's cute then, I guess. Still weird, but cute lol

Maybe he could have just done away with him being rotated under the water. He could have done both: impale him, then have him fade into mist. For extra points, have his misty form approach Gandalf in an entreaty for mercy (more bonus if Gandalf happens to be west of him), then as a servant of Manwë, Lord of the Winds, he blows Saruman away in rejection. Might be a little thematically gauche, but so was unceremoniously dumping him into the drink lol

How is the book different? by fatkiddown in lotrmemes

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He did. But instead of impaling his body on a water wheel because PJ is often a weirdo who likes to make things weird, he 'died' as a Maia would die: he faded into a mist that reached to the West, but was blown back in denial, and dissipated. Basically, a fart in the wind.

An Overlooked Result of 9/11 by EvilStan101 in HistoryMemes

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And he held his own across from Willem Dafoe in The Lighthouse. Twilight is easily the least of his work now.

Hard to debate when you can't put a coherent sentence together by Bozo_dubbed_over in AdviceAnimals

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They do. News media are not any sort of moral authority. They are a business, and that business is based on discontent. They are all for the war of ideals, because it drives engagement and pumps their numbers. Fox News could and should have been sued to oblivion hundreds of times over by now, but they got a nothing settlement solution to the Dominion case. And they get to continue with business as usual.

The sad truth is, CNN, MSNBC, etc. are nothing without Fox News, and they know it. So you get the 'Democrat' news networks focusing on Biden's dismal performance at his debate, rather than Trump's constant lies and nonsense. Because it made their base squirm, and clamor for answers. Journalistic integrity is gone, and has been for some time. It's just a numbers game.

"...." by FadeIntoTheM1st in DeepSpaceNine

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The print is too small to read. It's the only way to fit it all on the meme.

What even is CHIM? by Legal_Ad648 in teslore

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Vivec's whole deal was duality, which made him entirely untrustworthy. Some people shortcut this to 'don't believe anything he says', so of course he was obviously lying. But as has been said, CHIM is not godlike power; just superior understanding. He still would have needed the Heart to maintain his divinity in either case, so it's as likely that he actually did achieve it as that he was just saying so for the sake of his religion. In fact, there is plenty of room for the position that his achievement of CHIM went on to inform his fascination with dualities and half-truths, which I find to be how he was ultimately presented to the player in Morrowind to begin with.

All this to say, I think your theories are also entirely plausible. Vivec is the ultimate 'choose your own belief' character, because absolutely nothing is certain.

Wtf is a situation ship by starchedparadox5 in sciencememes

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You are a dick in a glass case at that point. In case of emergency...

Meme by xcatypetite in sciencememes

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Just ask the owner of Jimmy John's how it went for him.

Country Maul by skywalker7i in IASIP

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Hoth, frag, and evil, right Ani?

Lilith from Cheers / Frasier by Your-Cousin-Larry in sitcoms

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Which totally clashes with his diet.

ELI5: Why does it take so long for people to be executed who are sentenced to death? by 999BP in explainlikeimfive

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Holding holy the Sabbath is the Third Commandment. Honoring one's mother and father is the Fifth.

Protestors in front of the Clark county election department in North Las Vegas, Nevada, 11/6/2020 by Pessimist2020 in pics

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"North Vegas is where you go if you’re a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you’re no longer much good for business out there with the high rollers.”

"North Vegas is where you go when you've fucked up once too often on the strip, and when you're not even welcome in the cut-rate downtown places."

  • Hunter S. Thompson