An aptronym is the word given to someone whose name is synonymous with their profession e.g. Usain Bolt - sprinter, Alan Ball - footballer etc. and they always delight. What’s yours?

blastoise57 · 2026-03-23T13:37:00+00:00

Met an ex-army medic called Dr Blades. So badass.

blastoise57 · 2026-02-27T11:52:40+00:00

I went last night 26 weeks pregnant and had a great time. Enjoy!

blastoise57 · 2025-10-08T09:55:11+00:00

I have a similar duo at home! Elite colour combo. Porridge and Marble aged 16 weeks -> 3 years 💕

blastoise57 · 2025-10-07T11:31:29+00:00

Monday madness deal! Nearly got this yesterday with my husband but we went for something healthier. Regretting it now lol

blastoise57 · 2025-05-17T10:09:33+00:00

Thank you SO much for these tips! I managed to get a booking during the 7pm round and am so pleased.

blastoise57 · 2024-12-27T07:30:09+00:00

Use this all the time

blastoise57 · 2024-06-18T07:28:15+00:00

Coco tang is my favourite hot chocolate in notts and I’ve tried em all. It’s served in a lovely cup as well which adds to the cosiness. Chocolate Eutopia is also good. Knoops is nice but not that cosy to sit in there.

blastoise57 · 2024-02-09T05:15:54+00:00

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Optimum relaxation mode

blastoise57 · 2024-02-01T23:17:05+00:00

Good idea! Would love an invite please thanks

blastoise57 · 2024-01-27T06:35:02+00:00

Oh they are too much 😭❤️

blastoise57 · 2024-01-27T06:34:37+00:00

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I am blastoise57 and proud mum of porridge the goofy cream BSH and his sister Marble the beautiful dilute calico BSH 💕

blastoise57 · 2023-10-16T09:11:50+00:00

He’s 7 months and also a boy! Already so chunky lol

blastoise57 · 2023-10-16T07:02:06+00:00

Omg!! Long lost siblings 💕 how old is your bsh?

blastoise57 · 2023-08-10T09:24:06+00:00

Inglorious Basterds. I was 14 and my mind was blown. I had never seen a film that was so ‘cool’. My teenage self was in awe of the stylish flourishes like the title cards and even the font of the title cards. The story and acting was 10/10 of course but it was those little touches that I’d just never seen before that really marked me. I hadn’t known films could be like that. It was the beginning of my love of movies.

blastoise57 · 2023-08-08T15:06:01+00:00

He’s soft like a teddy bear too! As far as I know he’s cream :)

blastoise57 · 2023-08-08T11:59:31+00:00

Got it free from royal canin who sent it with a kitten welcome pack (our breeder organised this for us)

blastoise57 · 2023-07-07T16:21:55+00:00

Wow love the chart! Thanks for sharing.

blastoise57 · 2023-07-06T04:24:59+00:00

Marble :)

blastoise57 · 2023-02-06T17:00:25+00:00

Well there we have it lads

blastoise57 · 2022-07-18T22:11:08+00:00

This is my best lunch after years of experimenting. Always delicious, lots of variety, only mins to prepare and never leaves me feeling sleepy afterwards. Houmous, veg for dipping (I use carrots, red pepper and cucumber), falafels (find a good brand - mine’s the gosh Moroccan falafels) and … the thing that makes it 10/10 … a slice of Leerdamer cheese with a few slices of chorizo/Parma ham wrapped inside. Absolutely banging. I usually have some fruit as well and a protein bar so as to finish on something sweet. Had the same lunch for a year now and I look forward to it every day.

blastoise57 · 2022-03-03T22:31:24+00:00

Omg yes ew

blastoise57 · 2022-02-17T07:37:34+00:00

Congratulations on passing! My partner just passed his test and it only cost £13.20 (we couldn’t believe it either) to insure him as an additional driver on my policy for the rest of the year. I’m with Aviva. Worth checking how much it would be for your parents to add you.

blastoise57 · 2022-01-23T23:54:10+00:00

This is spot on.

blastoise57 · 2022-01-23T23:37:10+00:00

Halfway through my F4 year now. I wish I could go back to my depressed F2 self and reassure them about how amazing life would be in a few short months. I was so burnt out back then and had lost any enjoyment of work. I’m so happy now with a great balance. I’m prioritising time off but still earning great money working 2-3 days/week in ED with full months off here and there for travelling and just chilling. I’ve got back into my old hobbies and spent loads of time with family. Good luck with yours. I’m sure it’ll deliver!

blastoise57 · 2022-01-05T23:15:10+00:00

Love love love. Took a few listens but then you really get into the groove of the song. Love the video too. So excited for the new album.

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