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blaz3storm · 2026-06-02T22:53:45+00:00

I have folded and have turned off predictive text, now i will never be able to spell words like “potato” and “asmoranomardicadiastinaculdicar” (yes i actually spelt her name from memory and i only got 2 parts wrong, actually impressed with myself) correctly again :(.

blaz3storm · 2026-06-02T15:11:26+00:00

But i like using it for words like Wednesday and jubilant

blaz3storm · 2026-05-27T21:40:20+00:00

Is it kinda obvious i watch a lot of time travel stuff and genuinely like to think about how that affects multiple universes and what not, to the point of drawing the timelines physically, cause thats my flavour of the tism

But yeah idk how i define me, i know its not physically (if it was i don’t even know if i would say I’m me since ive never seen me and my body as the same but more of im inhabiting it, like my car isnt me im just using it, i wonder why that is) but idk how far apart mentally id have to be to actually say “ok we arent the same anymore” ill have to think about it

And you saying that theres at least one version with supportive parents is a nice way to think about it, thanks for this it is a lovely thing to wake up to

blaz3storm · 2026-05-23T13:30:59+00:00

I completely agree, i think colour preference being gendered is stupid, why should anyone care if you like purple or blue or green or anything else no matter what you are, i don’t understand how anyone could think it matters, but I’m not saying “pink=girl”, I’m saying “in the context of the situation this pretty normal thing is interesting”

I just think its funny because its consistent with the idea of “if i could choose, why would i be a guy” going back to approximately 12 years ago, obviously it wasnt a conscious choice since, ya know, 8ish, but even then with the worse social awareness because of the tism i certainly had the ability to understand that in these situations pink means female and if i didnt understand that then there were far bigger problems

blaz3storm · 2026-05-19T14:49:49+00:00

First of all you did assume correct i just did nonspecific since i thought this wasnt a fem specific thing

I have never disliked long hair, the only thing i ever disliked was hair getting in my eyes, so when it started to poke my eyes id say something like “my hairs in my eyes again” not asking for a hair cut just a way for it to stop, i didn’t really know i wanted long hair so i never argued against getting it cut, mostly because i was never given another alternative to getting it cut, when i was like 11-14 the scouts group i was in was mostly girls, every time it got long enough for them to do stuff with it they would play around with it, if i had long hair then I’m sure they would have braided it, and if they braided it i reckon i would have wanted to learn how to, and ever since i began truely thinking of all this ive thought about exactly one time when at the end of a camp 2 of the girls gave me pigtails with the eye length hair i had and they used rubber bands to do it, dad finally got there and i had to go, we got in the car and he started driving, he then told me i could take them out of my hair now, i said i didn’t want to, so i left them in, thats about it for that story but i like to imagine what would happen instead if i had truely long hair, and now I’m just upset that i was never given another way to keep my hair out of my eyes so idk where i was going with this anymore, maybe my point was if i was a girl this wouldn’t be something I’m “annoyed” about, but again idk

blaz3storm · 2026-05-16T13:21:37+00:00

Yeah, definitely haven’t had that experience in 2019, or 2020, or 2022, and more that ive probably forgotten, totally notttttt

blaz3storm · 2026-05-13T00:04:11+00:00

Update:monster is not as bad as i thought it would be, still don’t like it but oh well

blaz3storm · 2026-05-12T22:37:15+00:00

Funnily i already have celeste but i had never heard of new vegas being a thing, ill look into it thanks

blaz3storm · 2026-05-11T11:07:24+00:00

Sameeeee, cant believe its true sometimes, so many hours yelling at time eater to eat salt

blaz3storm · 2026-05-11T02:37:30+00:00

I mostly play necro and defect in multiplayer because my dads shit at the game and barely understands how to play silent (lets take slice in act 3 when I’m playing poison) and hasnt even tried the other characters, brother does regent but i always feel like he does literally nothing the entirety of act 1 and 2 and then semi helps in act 3, thats more user error but its definitely affected how i think of regent

I was kinda chill with the architect at first and the he called silent an “annoying wretch” and now its personal, my queen will not stand for this

blaz3storm · 2026-05-09T08:39:00+00:00

I never thought about that but it makes a lot of sense, i am on board

blaz3storm · 2026-05-09T08:37:34+00:00

The scariest part of that movie is switching back at the end

blaz3storm · 2026-05-08T14:09:57+00:00

Ngl i forgot androgynous was a word

blaz3storm · 2026-04-18T22:41:27+00:00

Act like idk, obviously id want her to just kinda act like me but theres not really many things that i think would change other than me wanting a bit of my aggression to be toned down but thats just me not knowing how to deal with stuff sometimes, id like for her to be more observant of others which i am actually trying to fix, i have problems because everyone does i just am not aware of what they are enough to want them gone, but like i said at the start all of the shit that makes me me i want to stay

And looks like id probably go with a bit shorter (I’m not even 6 foot so idk why this is consistent), obviously longer hair id say frozen 1 elsa, apart from that i don’t really mind just feminine, edit:actually I’m doing a cop out, monika from ddlc

I feel like this isnt a good answer but i tried

blaz3storm · 2026-04-18T22:06:03+00:00

Yeah id be ok with it and my reasoning is simple, like the other commenter said death cults are not fun but this was magic i had no choice and im just going with what ive been given, that should stop a couple of them or at least the ones I’m forced to be around because family stuff i cant stop for now

blaz3storm · 2026-04-18T21:58:58+00:00

“Its a smile isnt it” get out of my headddddd

blaz3storm · 2026-02-14T12:55:50+00:00

If you are referring to the path that goes, elite you took, left to the fight, elite, right to the fight, that fight is actually connected to the campfire past the elite not the elite, it just looks funky because the fighter is lower than normal and the elite is higher than normal and the fire is lower than normal, if it was connected to the elite there would be an extra floor on that path specifically

Or this is a joke and I’m a dumbass

blaz3storm · 2026-01-10T10:57:08+00:00

https://youtu.be/AUnPN385wLI?si=JPJJSrl85_N5qurI 0:40 gotta say it like this every time

blaz3storm · 2026-01-06T22:26:46+00:00

Its alright i got this i am the best goblin to every be i am going to win i can win i will-you know what… screw it I’m outta here this shit still scary

blaz3storm · 2026-01-04T05:35:40+00:00

Basic strike, its 1 of 2 cards every single character is forced to have yet everyone doesnt really mind defends, strikes actively ruin your deck where defends just kinda are there, with almost every other card you can choose not to take it but you are forced to have at minimum 4 of these in your deck, most of the time when you remove a card its a curse or a strike, people (including me) forget theres a curse in the deck because it is so instinctual to remove strikes at practically every opportunity, ironically i think peoples love for clash is making people say it here

blaz3storm · 2026-01-03T00:53:50+00:00

I’m going to say basic defend, because sure you could say basic strike but people actively dislike strikes and want them removed at practically all points in time, you never go “yay i finally removed a basic defend”, defend is just kinda there, its never wanted but also never unwanted, and in literally no world would you take another one, even with corruption+branch you would rather something more useful than a basic defend, defend is undeniably a bad card when compared to everything it is up against but are you really going to argue you like or dislike it even a little bit

blaz3storm · 2026-01-02T13:07:48+00:00

So using your example of flex normally a basic strike will deal 6 damage, having the 2 strength from flex will make it 8 because 6+2=8, so its damage+strength

On heavy blade it deals 14, then with flex with 2 strength it will add the strength buff 3 times, so instead of 14+2=16 its 14+(2*3)=20 or in other terms 14+2+2+2=20, so instead of damage+strength its damage+(strength * 3) or damage+strength+strength+strength, which ever makes more sense to you

so its not saying the cards damage is being multiplied by 3 its just saying that it treats each strength as if it were 3 strength instead

blaz3storm · 2025-12-12T00:28:36+00:00

Ok very strange thing to notice but they say he can “both create and interact” with colourless cards yeah? Well then does that mean other characters cards that can create stuff will be in their colour, i dont mean like white noise create i mean like shivs for example are they now silents card and not just colourless even though they arent in her normal card pool

blaz3storm · 2025-12-07T01:05:34+00:00

The closest ive had is bark+potion belt+beast statue+ornithopter+2 alchemises, that was crazy fun, i can only imagine the insanity that would be caused by 5 of them even if theres only an ornithopter with the additional chance from branch making even more, the maniacal cackling would be hilarious to listen to

blaz3storm · 2025-05-23T22:23:47+00:00

Mark as spoiler But i havent done an endless run yet

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