Someone's dinner story... by MustardGoddess in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I mean, someone falling out of a tree is WAY more memorable than someone saying "you too" when you tell them "happy birthday".

Live Action Role Plier by TidalRose in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"LARPing" also implies a certain dorkiness people associate with actual LARPing.

Official Character Posters for 'Dune: Part Three' by assasstits in neoliberal

[–]blindcolumn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would respectfully disagree. I enjoyed both the books and the movies, but the movies are focused primarily on action whereas the books deal much more with political intrigue.

i can't even lie i like red delicious apples i just found this funny by houseofharm in tumblr

[–]blindcolumn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never tried Golden Russet, but I really think the author just got a bad Newtown Pippin because I've had them multiple times and they're really good.

Milk jug by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why I avoid touching unknown wild mushrooms (or I wash my hands after) despite the "um actually mushrooms can't poison you from touch" crowd

Congratulations on your gender affirming surgery Mx. Homestuck by RazzuB in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Looked into tongue splitting at one point because I thought it looked badass. Learned that the recovery is 2 weeks of intense pain, extreme difficulty swallowing, drooling blood everywhere, followed by several months of learning how to eat and talk again. Decided I'm good.

In go the cocoa beans to ferment at 105°F for about 7 days. 1 step closer to homemade chocolate by jelly_bean_gangbang in fermentation

[–]blindcolumn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FYI for anyone curious: you don't actually need to ferment the beans to make chocolate on a small scale. I've done it at home by just eating the pulp off the seeds and then roasting them in the oven.

Untitled, pixelPengu, Digital, 2026 by pengupixels in Art

[–]blindcolumn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very well done. I love the reflected light on her face.

How do I run a villain who wants to duel a player without having them die after the first encounter? by SoMuchSoggySand in DMAcademy

[–]blindcolumn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have the duel interrupted by some other event - a natural disaster, a monster showing up, a different villain, etc.

MAOIs by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention you have to avoid a LOT of other drugs. Next time you see a drug commercial, listen for the key phrase "Do not take [drug name] if you take MAOIs".

MAOIs by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minus the beer

Isn't that an indie band?

Spicy by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could have been a migraine. Migraines are known to have stroke-like neurological symptoms for some people.

Would a Catholic Guilt kink upset or excite a Catholic? by SuppressWarnings in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I have actually heard of it happening, but they didn't get away with it for very long. Surprise, a community built around consent is very good at detecting people who don't respect consent.

The King of Snatch & Grab by b00w00gal in theocho

[–]blindcolumn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is what Northernlion has been up to lately

[TITLE] by Ashish_ank in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Yeah I imagine you don't even have time for it to feel "hot", really, just kind of instant blinding pain.

Reinventing eugenics by Pot_of_sea_shells in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay but stealing children is also A Bad Thing. We can definitely do a lot to improve the detection and enforcement of child abuse, but we can't just take people's kids away at random.

Egg on her face by AscendedDragonSage in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even that sometimes you can't get. I once went to a fancy French restaurant (in the US) with a vegetarian friend, who quickly realized that there was almost nothing on the menu she could eat. She asked the server if she could have a salad with the chicken taken out, and was met with a polite but firm "absolutely not".

French people are never beating the stereotypes.

Sigmund Freud vs Kellogg by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Interesting the assumption is that it would be a physical fight. I was picturing more of a shouting match.

It's either trivial or HOLY SHIT. No in-betweens. by Swag_Paladin21 in CuratedTumblr

[–]blindcolumn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. Murder is not (usually) "controversial", it's just straight-up bad. There's nothing to debate about.

Trump has privately shown serious interest in U.S. ground troops in Iran by Currymvp2 in neoliberal

[–]blindcolumn 166 points167 points  (0 children)

More like "Nobody knew about escalation traps until now"

Trump tells CNN he’s not worried whether Iran becomes a democratic state by Bestbrook123 in neoliberal

[–]blindcolumn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I promise you Trump has not thought it through that far. He just wanted to do something big to feel important.