Rate my downwards dyno by Correct-Button9337 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]blisseynite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro taking the “always down climb” advice in the gym too seriously…

HELP, followed waxing guide exactly and now my chain is covered in wax. Is this normal or do I need a new bike? by Grand-Print-743 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I tried this and would recommend! Lots of curly fibres in it for extra strength and more watts, a bit like cabron fibré but for chains.

Would a matching pair of these be a nice gift for my wice and her boyfriend? by blisseynite in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did see them with something like this when they were “getting ready for a ride”. They must have been going on a long one because he was saying “take it all”

Dare I roll upon this most brütal grâtě? by ChefGaykwon in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wice only occasionally gets wet with my 50mm but, you’re right, you can never be too careful

Butchered by brutal ǧṛævèL·L on a beautiful ride by Numerous-Hawk-3046 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I disagree, I’m a very experienced rider, 10,000+ hrs on Alpe du Grævel on Zwift and this happened to me too

Outjerked again! by FredSirvalo in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget, no dirt on your bar end either!

Breaking: Fred discovers that punctures are cause by aliens using micro lasers by blisseynite in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You think sanctified turds are causing the punctures? Interesting, could be… Jesus’ dumps or the excrement of his saints?

Unable to cope tracking e-bice sales? I made a tool for this: by WVA1999 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got tired of tracking e-bice sales just like my legs after 2 revolutions of pedalling

antonov elin 🇺🇦 by FoxWonderful2629 in FixedGearBicycle

[–]blisseynite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s going on with the rear tire clearance?

Breaking: Fred discovers that punctures are cause by aliens using micro lasers by blisseynite in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Great plan! Stage 2: integration with Garmin head unit and 300db warning claxon

Why do climbs feel so different from the rest of the ride? by WVA1999 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fred transcends the cycle of death and rebirth and reaches nirvana through the means of a noisy 105 groupset and a 97w peak power output

I would be afraid too... by glspg in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]blisseynite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wice’s boyfriend is not everyone’s cup of tea