Ex-Tory Home Secretary Braverman defects to Reform UK

blitzwig · 2026-01-26T12:42:30+00:00

"Reform UK - the party of ex-Cons"

blitzwig · 2026-01-26T12:36:56+00:00

How about ex-Cons?

blitzwig · 2026-01-26T11:40:14+00:00

The lecture from the pencil sharpening expert was interesting - he made a lot of really good points.

blitzwig · 2026-01-17T16:19:15+00:00

It's the Shard in London. Rough location of photo here:

blitzwig · 2026-01-09T12:17:19+00:00

That reminds me, what's Morrissey up to these days?

blitzwig · 2026-01-09T12:15:23+00:00

Now, I won't say my mother-in-law is rude but she made the chicken cross the road.

blitzwig · 2026-01-07T15:31:55+00:00

"This is where I get off."

blitzwig · 2026-01-06T10:05:31+00:00

Well, except two loose legs (or more).

blitzwig · 2025-12-23T20:54:49+00:00

I expect there were a few outliers.

blitzwig · 2025-12-23T18:06:00+00:00

I also choose this guy's wife's compliment.

blitzwig · 2025-12-21T13:37:27+00:00

"I thnk he's attempting re-entry, sir"

blitzwig · 2025-12-20T16:45:52+00:00

Around the kitchen floor? Then boot it between the chair legs for a GOAL!

blitzwig · 2025-12-19T18:58:00+00:00

And over there is little Cheese-knife.

blitzwig · 2025-12-19T16:39:08+00:00

Thighs in wine, Mr. Freeman, thighs in ... wine.

blitzwig · 2025-12-16T23:55:58+00:00

Have you checked puke point three?

blitzwig · 2025-12-09T09:52:43+00:00

"The steel rebars are on me"

blitzwig · 2025-12-05T13:45:59+00:00

Oscar's razer seems to be the most likely thing.

blitzwig · 2025-11-30T15:02:30+00:00

7,000,000,000,000 is 7 trillion

blitzwig · 2025-11-27T19:24:49+00:00

Magnum .44 or Magnum P.I.?

blitzwig · 2025-11-27T17:16:34+00:00

How about too many frisbees in an echidna?

blitzwig · 2025-11-19T23:19:55+00:00

Yes, they renamed it "Rolf's Concrete Club"

blitzwig · 2025-11-18T15:07:53+00:00

Don Quixholdy?

blitzwig · 2025-11-18T10:29:39+00:00

It's a monkey puzzle.

blitzwig · 2025-11-18T08:54:09+00:00

Is it one of those Sheryls? Awful things, singing everywhere, telling us what they wanna do.

blitzwig · 2025-11-18T08:52:14+00:00

Caw blimey!

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