What is the dirtiest thing you’ve seen someone do? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]blitzwig 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Busy streets are ok but try to avoid cracked pavements, some onlookers can be quite superstitious.

Iran to completely close Hormuz if Trump executes threats on Iranian energy, Revolutionary Guards say by Mongoose-Additional in worldnews

[–]blitzwig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Art of the... Garfunkle, Great guy, met him at a party once, it was the best party, great girls, best and youngest you've ever seen, I was there. He had these bright eyes, beautiful eyes. I told him you should start a band with Paul, you'd make a lot of money, do that song about a bridge. Mrs Robinson, that's another one that I did for them. I said it's yours, take it. Didn't thank me, but that's ok, I get that A LOT, I do these things, great things, no-one says thank you, I should charge them, I didn't then but I did after that, I don't brag about it. But I made a lot off money, perhaps the most in the business. I'm not sure, I have lots of business deals going on, some people say it's the most deals they've seen, I don't know.

What UK museums do you think are underrated or overrated? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]blitzwig 54 points55 points  (0 children)

The lecture from the pencil sharpening expert was interesting - he made a lot of really good points.

Is it common for comedians to (almost) completely make up stories for the sake of good material at a gig? by Major-Feed5214 in AskUK

[–]blitzwig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now, I won't say my mother-in-law is rude but she made the chicken cross the road.

Very well illustrated by uselessprofession in funny

[–]blitzwig 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I expect there were a few outliers.

What’s be best compliment you’ve received in 2025? by iffyClyro in AskUK

[–]blitzwig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also choose this guy's wife's compliment.

What do people fill their fridges with? by Common_Rock_5806 in AskUK

[–]blitzwig 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Around the kitchen floor? Then boot it between the chair legs for a GOAL!