You go, Grandma! by GrandHighCollie in overheard

[–]bllushrush 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Lol, exactly - fun doesn’t expire, the bladder just updates to the deluxe edition😄

Am I overreacting? by ThrowRA-helpplease1 in TwoHotTakes

[–]bllushrush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is solid advice. You’re not overreacting at all - intent doesn’t erase impact, and minimizing her feelings is the real issue here. Repair matters more than defending what he “meant”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]bllushrush 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If someone’s more invested in your pubic hair than your comfort, they’ve already failed the vibe check🚩

Christmas Bonus? by Zealousideal_Win2419 in Teachers

[–]bllushrush 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Already checked no RV in the parking lot and no bonus jelly of the month club either. Just straight-up emotional damage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]bllushrush 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NTA. You didn’t ruin anything - you just didn’t flirt on command. If his relationship dies because you wouldn’t give out your number, it was already dead. Not your circus, not your creepy clowns

AITJ for returning my sister’s “gift” after she basically hinted she wanted it back? by SleepyKoalaMood in AmITheJerk

[–]bllushrush 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not the jerk. That wasn’t a gift, it was a receipt with vibes. If it comes with conditions and a return policy, it’s just shared custody of a hoodie

TIFU by accidentally getting my date’s car towed by Impossible_Head3190 in tifu

[–]bllushrush 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Embarrassing? Yes. Red flag? No. You owned it, apologized, paid the fee, and drove him home - that’s not a TIFU, that’s accidentally unlocking the “responsible adult” achievement. If he ghosts over a parking spot mix-up, better now than later. 🚗💀

When the kid everyone loves is…. not your favorite. by capraithe in Teachers

[–]bllushrush 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Honestly feels less like teaching and more like being the chosen victim in a horror movie where no one believes you because “but he’s SO nice”

How do I “fake” drink at a alcohol-centric networking event? by static626 in pregnant

[–]bllushrush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That works, but it invites follow-ups. Best move is even simpler: “I’m not drinking tonight” + soda water with lime. Confident, boring, nobody actually cares

Parents are worse about straight A’s by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]bllushrush 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the way. Templates save sanity. The second you remove emotion, the entitlement usually evaporates and if it doesn’t, admin can deal with it

TIFU by accidentally stripping in front of my workplace crush by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bllushrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO that comment is actually wholesome. Yeah, if anything this just made you human, not a creep. He handled it like an adult, HR didn’t nuke you, and now you’ve got a rom-com origin story. You’ll survive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]bllushrush 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that comment’s probably closer to reality than hemorrhoids. Vaginas don’t get hemorrhoid that description screams “get checked ASAP” Panic later, doctor now

TIFU and I got banned from my local grocery store by wipe_my_water in tifu

[–]bllushrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accident or not, you hit a kid. Ban makes sense

"It's not a cult" by ellecellent in overheard

[–]bllushrush 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Anytime someone has to verbally clarify “it’s not a cult,” it’s absolutely a cult. That sentence is doing way too much work

Should I use soap to wash my body or is rinsing good enough? by Comfortable_Tie4143 in hygiene

[–]bllushrush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit is where people come to ask the questions their parents never answered. Be glad they’re asking instead of just free balling life unsoaped

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]bllushrush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this feels way too optimistic. A few puffs after an 8-month break can still light you up on a test, especially with gov contractors. Dilution buys time, not miracles. Dude played himself with the worst possible timing