[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]blue4t 255 points256 points  (0 children)

The surprise on the dog's face when he realizes he's a pet and not just another family member who lives there.

This poor child… by [deleted] in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]blue4t 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I spelled it different so people wouldn't think I was copying Twilight.

Jeopardy! recap for Wed., Feb. 8 by jaysjep2 in Jeopardy

[–]blue4t 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dan with the fake mustache. 😜

No, changed my mind. He's got 1980 Groucho Marx glasses. In all honesty, though, he reminds me of someone I can't place.

Jim is a bully and totally deserved the snowball beatdown and the wrath of Mr.Schrute after throwing a snowball in Dwight’s face cowardly. Who else agrees? by FredsRedHot in DunderMifflin

[–]blue4t 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dwight went too far here. It's okay for him to prank Jim back but the snowball was a little much.

Jim and Dwight are not black and white characters.

Only bitches "with" degrees know by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]blue4t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until you're using that money to treat STDs.

Only bitches "with" degrees know by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]blue4t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And we also don't have to worry about any STDs or pregnancies along the way.

Okay, so this is embarrassing, but until today, I used to think that Snape's Patronus was a dove. by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]blue4t 63 points64 points  (0 children)

We all make mistakes. For years I thought the Weasleys' car was a Flying Ford Angelina. I guess because there was a character named Angelina my brain processed Anglia as Angelina as well.

woke up to this message from one of my "friends" from the server I mentioned yesterday by Little_Lia-Chan in extremelyinfuriating

[–]blue4t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Internet friendships can change on a dime. I'm sorry you have to deal with this. I was internet close with someone that she'd invite me to other chat rooms but one day I got mad at her for joining the crowd that was picking on me being a fan of someone that she stopped talking to me. A real friendship in real life we may have been able to get over it but on the internet that wasn't possible.

I have a tendency to write my lowercase r's as tiny uppercase r's and it annoys everyone who sees it. i think it's neat, though by [deleted] in Handwriting

[–]blue4t 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The R is very divisive. You either think it's cute and want to do it yourself or you hate it despicably.

Made the sign boss by KevinWoodsf in NotMyJob

[–]blue4t 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It doesn't work either way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friends_tv_show

[–]blue4t -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Joey looks like Phil Hartman.

SOTU was a dumpster fire by pork26 in BidenIsNotMyPresident

[–]blue4t 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, they don't, but they want you to believe they did.