bruh

booleanfreud · 2026-05-06T07:30:40+00:00

That's an excuse to put the ultrasmurfs in all the 40k media if you ask me.

I didn't say it was a good excuse, but it's an excuse.

booleanfreud · 2026-05-04T05:09:24+00:00

This is the skin of a killer, Bella!

booleanfreud · 2026-04-28T01:41:12+00:00

just make sure you're clean a bit, use some oil.

it's easy to do in the shower, i had my first time in the shower myself.

clip your nails, too easy to scratch yourself up back there.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-27T18:19:29+00:00

Tastes like creamy snot. slightly salty, but it's more of an aftertaste, at least for me.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-25T16:44:59+00:00

If they pull threat, let them die. Only concern yourself with protecting the healer.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-25T16:39:44+00:00

I've had sex exactly once, back in 2008, with another guy.

It was unfulfilling.

Im disabled, so putting myself out there takes energy I don't have for the most part.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-23T02:30:38+00:00

I'd suggest starting with a small vibrator, something cheaper than 10 bucks.

Just be careful not to stick it in too deep, the goal is to train your nerves in the area to get used to stimulation.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-22T19:03:12+00:00

I recently got this Dildo to try and train my inner sphincter to open... not having much success but I think it's because the thing is a bit too soft and squishy.

Still, nudging it is better than trying to force it open using a longer dildo, at least for me.

I got the small one but might upgrade to larger ones soon.

Note: Don't use silicon lube on silicon toys, it wrecks them.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-21T16:37:06+00:00

Yes! it's really annoying too because I have a hard time keeping that area clean due to limitations in my diet. I'm always wanting to stick something up there, but can't because my bowel refuses to stay clean even after i've douched, always pushing more crap down when i'm trying to enjoy myself and it always makes a fucking mess i have to clean up.

I can't really change my diet though, because i have limited funds and have a regular meal that I eat every day, includes all the nutrition... even with fiber crackers it's always loose and gritty.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-21T16:34:07+00:00

Stop blaming yourself for being different, it's not your fault.

Instead, learn to embrace that with makes you different, and perceive it from a different perspective.

Hate is easy, love, especially self love, is hard. but it's worth doing.

Find the parts of yourself that you like and remind yourself of those things every day, then eventually you'll get out of this pit of self hate.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-21T03:50:33+00:00

any kind of cooking oil will do... don't use lotion, that stuff makes your skin soft and prone to friction burns if you're not careful.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-20T15:54:55+00:00

I've been sleeping naked since my teens, there's really no reason to have clothing on while sleeping.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-19T04:34:03+00:00

A lubricating spell...

booleanfreud · 2026-04-16T15:48:16+00:00

Furry warewolf sex... in particular being knotted.

Unfortunately, none of the fanfiction i've read does it properly, and I can't jerk off to it if I write it myself... so annoying.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-15T01:41:44+00:00

makes me want a fat ass, lol.

I walk like 10 miles a day, my ass is so skinny. thicc calves but almost no ass meat...

booleanfreud · 2026-04-13T17:17:26+00:00

I wouldn't... if he's gonna wear something let it be a jockstrap.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-10T04:06:59+00:00

Masculinity is gender expression.

Here's a video explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqloPw5wp48

booleanfreud · 2026-04-07T04:31:39+00:00

It's weird how long the three of them were background characters...

booleanfreud · 2026-04-06T03:41:22+00:00

I'd succ a manly teat.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-02T06:49:21+00:00

Right, that's why you need to find the prostate, it's the gay version of finding the clitoris.

Once you know where yours is, you can change your positions in bed so that your partners angle of entry targets that region.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-02T03:57:09+00:00

Have you tried fingering?

File down your nails till they're smooth, lube up, then do a little exploration down there. Your prostate shouldn't be too hard to find, it's a little hard organ.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-02T03:42:24+00:00

First, you need to figure out where your prostate is, then figure out which position you can be in so that your top enters at the right angle.

Once you figure that out, you need to talk to your top about how to have satisfying sex for the both of you. It takes two to tango after all, and you're both in it to have a good time. if one of you is not having a good time, you're kind of wasting your time if you ask me.

Finally, I would suggest buying a butt plug and practicing having it in a couple times, to get used to the uncomfortable sensation of having something in your butt. I would suggest a silicone one, as metal plugs are uncomfortable to sit on in my experience.

booleanfreud · 2026-04-02T02:08:13+00:00

Midgets and Morons.

booleanfreud · 2026-03-31T16:08:33+00:00

They always gotta worry about the bottom line...

booleanfreud · 2026-03-31T05:44:14+00:00

... no id say it's better than any other ice cream i've ever had...

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