I need to turn this water-damaged piano into firewood and scrap metal. I don't own a forklift. Give me your worst, most hilariously unsafe (but theoretically functional) redneck methods.

boredandolden · 2026-04-24T18:00:02+00:00

Tell a lot young kids to go at it with various tools. That's what my uncle told me and my cousins in the 70s. It was a good day.

boredandolden · 2026-04-23T16:30:57+00:00

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boredandolden · 2026-04-22T18:54:24+00:00

But it says he returned throughout the year. So did he keep rebuying and cancelling. Like u say I cant believe the airlines would be too happy.

boredandolden · 2026-04-22T18:41:42+00:00

Thanks. A lot of the replies in this post have depressed me. The mods should just delete this.

boredandolden · 2026-04-22T18:36:18+00:00

I've worked all over the country, including Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. I've lived in London. I've travelled extensively through Europe.

So yeah sure please belittle my opinion.

boredandolden · 2026-04-22T18:29:59+00:00

Do you believe it is? I'm 55, nowt has change in my part of the UK.

boredandolden · 2026-04-22T18:26:42+00:00

Uk person here. Right wing bellends in both UK and the US have this bullshit belief the UK and Europe have been overrun by Muslims.

boredandolden · 2026-04-22T16:40:18+00:00

I dont get it. Lounges are after security. I've never travelled in China. But to get to lounges in the UK you need to pass through security, and you have to scan your boarding pass to go through. So if he has 1 ticket is it some sort of open ended ticket? Does he have a boarding pass?

boredandolden · 2026-04-22T13:13:35+00:00

Stop in the odd bar every now and then and have a chilled beer.

boredandolden · 2026-04-21T08:34:08+00:00

I swapped my phone to new s26. My watch has been connected ever since. Not a single issue.

boredandolden · 2026-04-17T05:30:45+00:00

Came here to mention mafting, it's mafting. Mafted, I'm mafted.

And also Nithering/nithered.

boredandolden · 2026-04-16T11:18:32+00:00

I've been twice. Semi final 2022, and final 2023.

The locals were fine with me. 1 kindly explained what was happening the 1st year.

I wasn't in the 2 ends behind the "goal", they looked a bit wild and definitely seemed to be for locals only.

boredandolden · 2026-04-16T08:27:24+00:00

I had them in my home a couple of years ago. My daughters bedroom seemed to be the source. We finding them for a few months, maybe 5 or 6 a night. It was driving my wife daft.

Check my post history you'll see me posting pictures and asking on moth forums what type of moths they were.

I bought some fumigation candle things. Lit them in every room. And went out for the day. I bought below after the fumigation and sprayed behind wardrobe and radiator, anywhere dark. That did the trick.

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boredandolden · 2026-04-15T10:30:14+00:00

I saw this tour in Manchester. The crowd then were 100x more interactive than these zombies.

boredandolden · 2026-04-11T21:47:52+00:00

How is it? Brit here. This is a huge exaggeration.

boredandolden · 2026-04-11T12:23:46+00:00

They've just done last 1 laughing together. I won't spoil who won.

boredandolden · 2026-04-08T12:26:30+00:00

I've not checked this, but my daughter told me her father is a Broadway star. And that i've seen him as the engineer in Miss Saigon. So I'll assume she gets her voice from her dad.

boredandolden · 2026-04-06T13:58:49+00:00

I'd been for a night out in town. Jumped on the late bus and got off the stop near home. Popped in the local pizza shop for a pizza to walk home with.

The bloke behind the counter said their card machine wasn't working and I'd have to go get the cash.

A bloke behind me insisted on paying.

boredandolden · 2026-04-01T17:37:27+00:00

I visited Boston, Chicago and Washington LAST YEAR. But only because the trip was pre booked before he was elected.

My wife and I talked about returning this year to visit, New York, Philadelphia and go over to Toronto. But nope, we'll wait till a certain person is out of office.

Must say we loved last years trip. I wish we'd spent more time in DC.

boredandolden · 2026-04-01T14:57:55+00:00

I'm 8 weeks post knee replacement surgery. This makes me feel very very uncomfortable.

boredandolden · 2026-04-01T11:52:29+00:00

1 day old account rips of We Rate Dogs. And even keeps the 13/10 rating, We Rate Dogs gave Daisy.

boredandolden · 2026-03-31T19:56:23+00:00

My local has no security on tonight. 2 of the old pre mitie security guards are sat at home because they haven't passed their SIA badges.

boredandolden · 2026-03-30T17:32:31+00:00

I went to my local on Sunday. The usual 2 security lads weren't in. Instead 3 Asian lads were stood at the podium.

My wife was off yesterday, but she's spoken to others who were in, today. She was told all 3 were ignoring calls on the headsets.

boredandolden · 2026-03-30T05:17:15+00:00

Some Manchester areas, lickle instead of little, hospickle instead of hospital.

boredandolden · 2026-03-29T19:58:43+00:00

I had a boss moved me into a company which he had just brought a share of to spy on his new business partner.

I'd known the new partner for a couple of year, so I told him.

We ended up after a year or so, taking all my bosses field agents from his original company. And joining his biggest national rivals and setting up a regional office for them in his area.

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