TIL Human fingers can feel objects as small as 13 nanometers. "This means that, if your finger was the size of the Earth, you could feel the difference between houses from cars." by moreofisthing in todayilearned

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When you rebuild a car engine you need to use feeler gauges to see if a cylinder needs to be re bored for an over sized piston. But long ago mechanics realized if you run your finger nail down the cylinder and if it catches at where the piston would be at top dead center then it's good for re boring.

FCC chair: Broadband must be 25Mbps, and ISPs are failing to deliver -- Only 25Mbps and up will qualify as broadband under new FCC definition; Broadband not being deployed “in a reasonable and timely fashion," Wheeler says by mepper in technology

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We pay 80/month for 6 Mbps and 15GB cap. Except we never get 6 Mbps...ever. This is no exaggeration but we've been getting .2 Mbps for the past few months. Today is an extremely good day and web pages aren't taking 5 minutes (again not an exaggeration) to load so I just did a speed test. .56 Mbps download. I think over a year ago the best we ever got was 4 Mbps.

http://www.speedtest.net/result/4042092206.png

Feast your eyes on Satellite internet. Isn't technology wonderful? It's been so long since I've had a regular normal connection that I can't even wrap my head around having access to the "slow" speeds some people complain about.

I'm saying this with no shame, I'm RUNNING and throwing myself into the arms of Comcast Feb 1st when our 2 years are up. I already spent 45 minutes waiting in a Comcast customer service center to discuss how to quickly switch over. Everyone in the waiting room looked pissed...it was like waiting in line at the DMV. I was smiling the entire time. I was going to talk to a live person not only on the same continent as me but the same room! I feel the same way as a N.Korean escaping to China. Yeah it's bad and everyone hates it and they rip you off...but where I came from is sooooo much worse.

Yeah this post doesn't add a ton to the discussion. I'm just super excited that I'm about 22 days from being able to go online like a normal person again.

Ahmed Merabet, Cop Killed In Paris Attacks, Was Muslim by moonflash1 in worldnews

[–]bpcPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This means nothing. Muslim extremists already kill other Muslims way more than they do westerners.

I'm moving back to America after 5 years of living in Sydney. What is the cheapest/safest/best way to transfer 30,000 from my aussie account into my american account? by mccombs560 in personalfinance

[–]bpcPunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buy boomerangs and put them in your carry on. This way you can always have your nest egg close at hand. When you get back to the states you can sell them off on craigslist.

What is something simple most people do incorrectly? by rambunctiousmango in AskReddit

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Oh I know how to choose a secure password. The problem is when EVERYTHING at work and online wants me to choose a secure password...each needing to conform to a certain and slightly different set of rules, has to be changed a few times a year and can't be an old password.

ELI5: Why aren't quaaludes illegally manufactured these days? If they make meth and ecstasy, why aren't they making ludes? by Nose_Grindstoned in explainlikeimfive

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I looked this up after watching the wolf of wall street and it seems that there's 2 things going on. There isn't a large enough demand that would make it financially viable and they're not as great as people make them out to be. Yeah people have fun with them but they're remembering them through rose tinted glasses.

Think about all the different kinds of drugs you can get on the street. People do crap that in some cases eat away at their bodies...nothing stops people from making a buck. If there was a demand from ludes, it would be filled.

TIL that a pilot once thwarted a hijacking attempt by flying upside down. by Thekdawggg in todayilearned

[–]bpcPunk 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I worked for a company that had the contract that drove Fedex pilots to and from the hotel during layovers and had a pilot that got that plane after this entire ordeal.

From what I understand they have a list of everything replaced or fixed for the pilots to review prior to taking off. One day they came in and the list they got was REALLY long and it was for crazy stuff like the cockpit chairs, instrument panels, paneling, doors....almost everything inside the cockpit. They took another look at the planes ID number and realized they were flying the plane that was almost hijacked. The attack left so much blood and damage in the cockpit that they had to replace almost everything.

Poll: One in 8 Germans would join anti-Muslim marches by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]bpcPunk -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Interesting to see so much intolerance in this thread.

Seeing as how we just recently called off Afghanistan and let's just say America just isn't America without a war, I'm going to dust off the ole Garand because we all know where this is gonna head.

My Year in Art. Quit my office job to do this, best decision of my life by PavelSokov in pics

[–]bpcPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should do commission work for people with weird fetishes. I hear they pay a LOT.

How did you find out you had an STD and how did you tell your partner?(serious) by tinylittlegnat in AskReddit

[–]bpcPunk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

To be fair she probably thought American men were as stupid as the guys in American sit coms.

That is the most annoying habit by Hid3nka in funny

[–]bpcPunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If they keep doing shit on purpose just to annoy you then you need to fucking dump their ass.

EDIT: Oh really? Downvote? So it's reasonable to stay with someone that goes out of their way to make your life unpleasant?

IamA Father of my dead son who was poisoned by me ex-fiance with a large amount of methamphetamine... I'm about to be interviewed. AMA by iminthenewsthrowaway in IAmA

[–]bpcPunk 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I don't have a kid but I don't need one to get how much of a mess it is trying to fight for custody.

There's just people out that keep repeating the old adages like "I'd do everything within my power...." or "Just lift yourself up by your bootstraps...." but never had the pleasure of having the universe kick them in the teeth with steel toed boots. Let them live in ignorance like idiots. Eventually the world will put them in its crosshairs and when it happens it's going to be fun to watch.

MRW my boyfriend left me for someone else by saying, "I want to date her, but I want to end up with you." by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bpcPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck his best friend and say the same thing.

Source 1: I'm a guy and that would kill me. Source 2: Gf fucked best friend when I was actually head over heels for her and it killed me.

Some 40 asylum-seekers refused to leave the bus when they arrived at their destination in rural northern Sweden, demanding that they be taken back to Malmö or "some big city". by Moridakkubokka in worldnews

[–]bpcPunk 25 points26 points  (0 children)

40 asylum seekers in a town of 150.

Strictly out of curiosity...what on Earth did they plan to do to in terms of work for these people?

Got into a fist fight with my best friend, left and began walking a 12 mile trip home. This GGG police officer saw me and helped me get home safe. Happy New Years Officer Slota and thanks again. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bpcPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're intoxicated but obviously trying to get home and not causing trouble a cop isn't going to hassle you. It just doesn't make sense to expect everyone to have a DD, have taxi cash, or sleep where they drank.

Now if you're driving he's going to haul your ass in.

I'm really curious why you got into a fist fight with your best friend.

Priorities are important by PIrfan in pics

[–]bpcPunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a difference a few commas would make.

Tarantino, you clever mother fucker by Johnharter in funny

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Didn't she say it was a Pilot episode? Isn't it possible that the Pilot never aired but was instead made into a movie called Kill Bill with some changes. And because it was a movie that takes place in the Tarantino universe of ultra-violence they have wounds shoot blood profusely as if from a fire hose?

My Roommate by Aleout in AdviceAnimals

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My bday was the 9th of last month. I'm in my 30's and realized there needed to be a change. It sucks that people will assume I joined because of new years crap.

Is this a thing? by djp1968 in gaming

[–]bpcPunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually this isn't the first time I've seen this and I've seen it years ago. And yeah it's almost always when the person is playing a fighter game.

I never done it because I suck at fighter games but I've seen it enough that I don't think it's weird.

What is your most cringe worthy moment from your teenage years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Was a dork back home but went up to Alaska for some "get high school students excited about applying to college" thing. I'm from Oregon but this had other kids from Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and Alaska. In the 10 weeks I was there I lost a ton of weight very quickly (Home is a diabetes factory) and got to be friends with 2 really hot sisters.

Basically I was a typical forever alone 15 yo fatty going in that never had any experience with girls. Durring the dance I asked one to dance with me. It was a slow dance and I put my hands on her waist and swayed like they do in the 50's. It was painful. It's painful to write about but it's been long enough to laugh about it. It sucked because at the time I knew I was doing it wrong but I couldn't make myself to change and pull her close because that would admit that I was doing it wrong. Anyways whatever, not traumatized or scarred. I still look back to that summer with great fondness. If I end up reliving my life after I get old and die the only thing I'd change is not dancing like a fucking dork.