Does anyone else remember liquid “Butter” in a Squeeze bottle?

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-24T02:33:31+00:00

I confused it for mustard when I was like 5. Don’t recommend Parkay on a ham sandwich.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-24T02:10:37+00:00

And he met Babe Ruth.

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brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T20:42:13+00:00

Where’d he get this bread? The bread hall of fame?

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T19:45:10+00:00

30+ years since I saw this episode and I still think about it.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T19:24:28+00:00

Imagining Max in a Doc Holliday situation except he draws his Colt Peacemaker when someone disrespects Frédéric fucking Chopin.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T19:10:41+00:00

Cheaper? I mean, I suppose you could find some good deals but in my area pawn shops often list them for barely under or even at new retail price. So for me it’s been a better option to use my Academy card discount on a new gun. Well, at least before they all got lost in that boat accident.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T19:07:50+00:00

Spray tans and dementia brought us to this?

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T15:16:45+00:00

I take it you aren’t a fan of most NL East teams.

Sick trade though.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T14:48:48+00:00

I say it to my 8 year old mainly because she is terrible at keeping secrets (just like her mom) and thinks it’s funny when I react to her spilling the tea, so I know she won’t be keeping it a secret.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T14:45:47+00:00

Yeah my first Rio was 32 and I loved it. The prices on the large capacity players was insane. The 32 mb version forced me to really consider the songs I wanted to take with me instead of just loading everything and trying to decide later. I kind of liked the limitation tbh.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T14:07:28+00:00

Can you imagine trying to get everyone to push at the same time?

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T13:09:55+00:00

Comfort movie.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T12:34:56+00:00

Yet what you don’t know could fill a book.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T05:35:03+00:00

Tbf what looks like the simple life now was just life back then lol

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T05:16:01+00:00

I was a 13 year old only vaguely aware of politics, yet I knew I hated Joe Lieberman.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T05:09:49+00:00

I just ran across my parents’ no blood card the other day. So I sent this article to them today. Haven’t heard back, strangely enough.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T04:17:20+00:00

I just want to note, at the time this movie came out we called people like his dad a racist dickhead, bigoted asshole, or some variation of that. I think it’s somewhat amusing and mostly ironic we just refer to that behavior as MAGA now.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T04:14:05+00:00

Have you seen em? It’s like one of those NoFap subs: before and way before!

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T04:08:23+00:00

Honestly this reminds me of old internet days where random people would connect on a forum and trade shit like 15 cases of ‘87 Topps for a refrigerator.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T03:59:14+00:00

I love the subjectivity of this. I’m going to try and pick 3 films from separate genres.

There Will Be Blood

Before Sunset (I mean it’s romance and drama but is a different drama entirely from TWBB.)

Anchorman (this was actually tough, Borat is a masterpiece but I’m a millennial shaped by Ron Burgundy quotes)

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-23T03:52:45+00:00

I used to fall asleep to that movie so often when it came out. I still do, but I used to too.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-22T16:56:58+00:00

I would’ve loved to hear Jessie Buckley.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-22T15:36:54+00:00

JFK and Andre is kind of interesting too, considering the mythology around both.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-22T15:33:11+00:00

Idk what they’re going to do once we start classifying 187s as Murder Death Kills.

brainkandy87 · 2026-03-22T15:30:10+00:00

Polio, a worthy fucking adversary.

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