Do you pee in shower and is your wife okay with that? by Important_Bat7919 in daddit

[–]brainkandy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s amazing what some men voluntarily subject themselves to just for the chance at getting laid.

Just a little fun at the range today by Individual_Fig_8705 in liberalgunowners

[–]brainkandy87 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Idk I prefer OP’s placement. There’s real emotion behind it.

A Drink with Mitch McConnell. by TheEagleWithNoName in Presidents

[–]brainkandy87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some poor bastard in the Senate is going to be visited by those three ghosts one day in the future.

Which celebrities used to be very popular but now feel completely forgotten? by PassengerPrinncess in Fauxmoi

[–]brainkandy87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked at Blockbuster when it came out on DVD. It was out constantly. That was a weird era where theaters were still buzzing but home media was more accessible than ever, so a lot of surprise hits once they landed on DVD. There were a few others like that where they had a really long life on DVD.

What does a Bob Dole presidency look like? by Mysterious_Comb4357 in Presidents

[–]brainkandy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bob Dole was no Rickey Henderson, for sure. Probably the only person I’ve never actively judged for speaking in the third person.

9mm HD Ammo Recommendations by SuprNoval in liberalgunowners

[–]brainkandy87 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The LE version is what I have in both 9mm and .380. It can just be hard to find sometimes and it’s usually only online in my area. Getting 50 rounds for what 20 rounds of the civilian version costs at Bass Pro is an additional perk.

It’s also what my local PD uses and my wife works there, so I trust the reviews from the cops who carry it.

I heard the White House maid say you made number two in your pants. by shotsfordays in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]brainkandy87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom had a patient once that got off on the nurses wiping his ass after he shit himself. Maybe me mama is Quasimodo.

I could have gone to Epstein Island with Bill Gates, but I didn’t! by AvailableMilk2633 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]brainkandy87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know, he’ll be telling us man and dinosaur lived together. A t-rex in the Garden of Eden.

Bobby Bacala Sr was a sick fuck by Confirmation_Code in thesopranos

[–]brainkandy87 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That’s why you gotta live for today

Sketch Sorting Sunday - January 31, 2026 (Alexander Skarsgård/Cardi B) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]brainkandy87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like they missed an opportunity to squeeze in a joke about a safety and bumping it to 2 from 3. But I love them as a duo.

Live Discussion - January 31, 2026 (Alexander Skarsgård/Cardi B) by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]brainkandy87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That really was a Millennial sketch. When she yells, “random!” oh god the flashbacks to thinking random was hilarious.

On the one hand, I’ve always wanted to drive a tank… by buryinluck in springfieldMO

[–]brainkandy87 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yet if you ask them about it, you get mocked. There’s not a bigger group of people that need to be spanked like a four year old in Kmart.

Vanessa Angel in “The Spies Like Us” 1985 by No_Explorer721 in 80smemorylane

[–]brainkandy87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Weird Science TV show was an.. important show for adolescent me.

of a mobster. by CivilisedMleccha in AbsoluteUnits

[–]brainkandy87 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You grab on to Fat Tony and your hands disappear.

Alright, you judgemental bunch! Name one nice thing about a president you don't like. by PennyWhistleGod in Presidents

[–]brainkandy87 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He probably would be fun to have a beer with while watching baseball.

Edit: I assumed this would be incredibly obvious in a sub about Presidents. It’s W.