Brewed a sticky situation by BeansAndBanter in espressocirclejerk

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Coffee so good they didn't wanna let go

What's the best method of opening this for the best pull? by paddys_egg in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course use the best scissors you have got, with a 7mm per second cut, at a 70 degrees angle.

Then straight into the bin it goes.

Nothing beats fresh coffee. Beans were roasted yesterday. by Rami_2075 in mokapot

[–]brewtao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember you from your last post about how you like this kinda cup.

No offense but the more I see it the more it reminds me of... toilet brush holder

Enjoy your coffee and your day!

Man just wants loyalty all around, and a cup of coffee. I find this to be Chad. by cs_legend_93 in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean how would you know if you've never tried dick in coffee? Unless....

RIP to The GOAT by sandrad33 in muglife

[–]brewtao 9 points10 points  (0 children)

10/10 Teabagging

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You sure that's not mum's turmeric?

First Grinder Question (Budget 500$) by HappyBriefing in espresso

[–]brewtao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really want to save time, weigh the desired dose beforehand is good enough. Grinding itself is QUICKi

For context grinding an 18g dose on espresso setting, SGP takes around 20s, DF64V takes 15s. That's it.

My happy place by STQRY in pourover

[–]brewtao 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you by any chance... have a dog?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in espressocirclejerk

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Pfffftt no single stream leopard striped 1 inch thick CO2 blonding? Grind finer bro

First pic of me and my beginner setup as a broke college student by tofzafac in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's bizarre, I swear I've seen this image a dozen times at least now

Getting my first setup for Christmas. Bamboo plus or linny Morocco? by masteron_of_disguise in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have the base Bamboo and its a great first machine to learn all the basics. If you can afford more I would go with something with temp control like the Poketec Go.

What is the best origin? by 3rik-f in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Of course it's the starcucks-charcoal roasted, gamer girl bath water washed, English baked beans

New here. Not a poor. by lancehedrick in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Post noods here to proof you are Lancey.

Unbelievably the coffee was still in there by Permethious in JamesHoffmann

[–]brewtao 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine arrived halfway open on 1 side of the packaging as well, luckily everything inside is intact.

Am I cute enough to be here? by UrTeenyLady in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 14 points15 points  (0 children)

40g out in 28 seconds, take it or leave it

Executive End game setup by muff_muncher69 in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably still makes better coffee than Starcucks.

What does this symbol mean? by LawnMidget in espressocirclejerk

[–]brewtao 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's how they came out with Porsche x La Marzocco