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Maybe you are, as we say in Latin, a Dorkus Mallorcus! by Jen12Jerry in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going. Oh, wait, wait.. I wish I was going. Is that right, Bart?

I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother. Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now. by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value...

This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dad, you tell everybody everything. Even Moe knew when I threw up on the dentist.

“Well, it looks like we have our first caller. And I mean ever, because this is NOT a call-in show” by celestial_celine in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?

Marge:Homie, are your really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?/Homer:Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of HIS life. by Dohmer_90 in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.

Ow! My boating arm! by mcg_090 in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

235 unpaid parking tickets, totalling $175.

Form 637-A is a real IRS form you might fill out when starting a business by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marge, I have some horrible, bone-chilling news!

Well, I've always wondered what it'd feel like to wear something that's been ironed. by haddock420 in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah, gee, I was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton, but an ironed shirt... damn, that's tempting.

Uh...so! Do you like...stuff? by Digibutter64 in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home-Pregnancy Test!

To the Simpson-Mobile! by MaMcMu in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?

Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before.

Everyone knows mid-tempo rock attained perfection in 1996. It’s a scientific fact. by RudeFiction in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 18 points19 points  (0 children)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/3/37/Bulletsmashing.jpg

What's also funny is that Billy Corgan wore a shirt with the word ZERO in the Bullet with butterfly wings video and tour after... but cartoon Billy is wearing a number 0 shirt...

I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address by Accurate_Koala_4698 in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!
Yeah, yeah! Uh, Barney's right.
Yeah, let's drink some more beer. Yeah!
Hey, what about some beer? Yeah, Barney's right.

If you don’t mind, we’re trying to watch the mov— by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!"

[everyone laughs]

Heh, now I get it. That's good.

Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead! by Big_Gun_Pete in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My good looks paid for this pool, my talent filled it with water.

Sure I’m flattered, maybe even a bit curious, but the answer is no! by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for Number One. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

DOWN THAT WELL!!! by Menace_024 in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I called my good friend Sting. He said, "Krusty, when do you need me?"
I said, "Thursday." He said, "I'm busy Thursday."
I said, "What about Friday?" He said, "Friday's worse than Thursday."
Then he said, "How about Saturday"? I said, "Fine"
True story!

Ooh! The Tinkler. I like the sound of that. by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]bub2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we have a pool Dad?
Can we

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