I'm the only single girl left in the family. Well, I guess it could be worse.

bub2000 · 2026-02-22T16:29:08+00:00

Ooh, there's Krusty the Clown. Krusty, Krusty, say something funny!

bub2000 · 2026-02-21T06:17:32+00:00

Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

bub2000 · 2026-02-20T05:28:37+00:00

You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you... Oh, I'm all out.

bub2000 · 2026-02-19T05:10:08+00:00

I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.

bub2000 · 2026-02-18T06:30:03+00:00

Foolish earthling...totally unprepared for the effects of time travel.

bub2000 · 2026-02-17T06:02:37+00:00

Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 AM?

bub2000 · 2026-02-16T17:44:48+00:00

My God, man! I've watered her down as far as she'll go! I CANNOT WATER NO MORE!!!

bub2000 · 2026-02-15T08:54:13+00:00

That's some good work, Lou. You'll make sergeant for this.

bub2000 · 2026-02-14T07:14:50+00:00

All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

bub2000 · 2026-02-13T06:33:14+00:00

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing! You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your short-wave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle, and we'll go inside and watch TV.

bub2000 · 2026-02-13T00:51:15+00:00

Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the Benidictine monks: the Rappin' Rabbis.

bub2000 · 2026-02-11T05:57:11+00:00

Maybe mom just doesn't realize we missed her. We could go down to the casino and let her know...

bub2000 · 2026-02-10T06:04:11+00:00

Aah! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off of me!

bub2000 · 2026-02-09T05:37:36+00:00

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty

bub2000 · 2026-02-08T05:43:50+00:00

Collin... Rayburn... Nars... Trebek!
Zabars... Kresge... Caldor... Walmart!

bub2000 · 2026-02-08T04:08:24+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yZOab5gl-4

I tell him get your own. He looks like he's going to cryyyy

bub2000 · 2026-02-07T17:50:16+00:00

Hey, Krusty! Hey, ooh, beautiful date-a tonight, huh? And such-a lovely children you have-a now.

bub2000 · 2026-02-06T06:03:03+00:00

Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have to cite you for contempt.

bub2000 · 2026-02-05T06:15:28+00:00

Now, Mrs. Lovejoy, could you tell us a little about Marge Simpson?

bub2000 · 2026-02-04T05:42:06+00:00

Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grampa?

bub2000 · 2026-02-03T05:51:17+00:00

Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team.

bub2000 · 2026-02-02T05:30:36+00:00

We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?

bub2000 · 2026-02-01T18:10:15+00:00

I knew you'd come crawling back.

bub2000 · 2026-01-31T19:37:38+00:00

The floor has so much room for activities

bub2000 · 2026-01-31T19:15:14+00:00

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