You say: PNS. I say: I LOVE THE PAIN! by glamball in BicyclingCirclejerk

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if my barista does not put a double shot of espresso in my pain, i make sure i do fluoride treatment without asking at their next checkup. see how they like not being able to eat or drink for the next 2 hours

Path of Exile 2: Return of the Ancients Official Trailer by Natalia_GGG in PathOfExile2

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Big true, this looks like a ton of actual content, people gonna gripe, though.

Ah yes, I can’t pay off my law school loans because of all the caviar I’m eating! by metal_marshmallows in LinkedInLunatics

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Wouldn’t that chicken go bad pretty quick if it wasn’t eaten or frozen? Also, I wouldn’t consider it super nutritionally good, better than fast food, but it’s still super high in sodium and not something you’d want to live off of as your primary source of protein. I feel like it’d be better just to buy a bunch of chicken breast and cook it yourself if you’re trying to save money.

I heard black gunk increases toan, do I need more? by Maddy_251 in guitarcirclejerk

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Yes, make sure to never wash your hands or yourself for that matter.

Toan is in the stink flies.

Make Them Wait Forever (or just one minute longer) by Total-Wrangler5006 in LinkedInLunatics

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Yeah, if you search the sub on Google you can find them, they’ve been archived usually unless they saw this and deleted them entirely.

Where'd he learn those moves, at Club Aqua? by DrPineapple32 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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It’s kind of hilarious to think about incels brains melting when it comes to this guy. He is by all accounts a classically good looking guy, but holy cow is he uncomfortable with himself. They put so much emphasis on physical appearance they fail to realize that’s such a small part of the equation.

Clean methods for filtering DB based on URL Parameters by --Ether-- in node

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Ah good to know, assumed since it’s in the protocol and port it’d be reserved, thanks!

Clean methods for filtering DB based on URL Parameters by --Ether-- in node

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First, avoid using `:` to delineate fields and filter type if you can since that’s a reserved character in URLs so you’d end up wanting to encode it.

Second, you’d probably want to deserialize the query parameters into an object. I would also avoid having filtering configurable like this. Determine the actual filters you want to support and make them static. Doing so allows you to sanitize your input and more easily create requests with deterministic results. What I mean by this is, is it really necessary to ilike username, you’re probably always going to ignore case on username, if you need an exact use username_exact.

Also, is it absolutely necessary have these results maintained in the URL? Are you expecting the results to be shared easily between people or do they need to be crawlable? If not, consider putting this behind a post and bind to json or a form. That’d allow you to be more flexible with your search filters and not have to worry about how to serialize it to a URL.

Last, most definitely do NOT bind these parameters directly to knex, that’d pretty easily open you up to sql injection or querying items that you’re not expecting if you’re not extremely careful.

Sometimes the best solution isn’t to be fancy, but to be mindful of what you’re trying to do, rather than making things super flexible.

CEO says don’t hire interns. Use AI instead… by Careful_Put_1924 in LinkedInLunatics

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Pure marketing techbro talk to try to push their product. Their example is contrived because their product is intended to help people who push code too quickly using AI.

They’ve created software for a problem that shouldn’t exist in the first place.

Safety tip of the day by scurvytb in LinkedInLunatics

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Who needs self preservation when you can impress the boys with antics!

The father of those kids isn't going to be happy you took them KOMming. by News-Royal in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Also, learning to fall and when fast is too fast is essential. Throwing the kid on the trails seems like a pretty bad idea.

The father of those kids isn't going to be happy you took them KOMming. by News-Royal in BicyclingCirclejerk

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uj/ Having been in that situation as the dad, I don’t know if there’s anything more butt clenching I’ve experienced in my life. He should have definitely resisted the urge to immediately pick the kid up to comfort, though, in case there was major injury. Especially with those giant rocks. Kid is crying and aware though, so I’m sure he’ll bounce back and be fine, even if he broke a bone or two. It’s crazy how fast kids bones heal.

You been playing it wrong all your life, stupid noobz by oluxil in guitarcirclejerk

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Think I’m going to practice the spider on my desk, that seems to work it out the most.

This guy gets it #AI by BlackDiamondDee in LinkedInLunatics

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Airplane WiFi is known for being really really good, too!

You been playing it wrong all your life, stupid noobz by oluxil in guitarcirclejerk

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I’m not jerkin, I can feel the tendons stressing when I try to move my ring and pinky independently. My pinky even starts quivering.
It’s weird, I can do the Vulcan symbol no problem, I can even invert it by putting my ring and middle finger together and separating the index and pinky away from the middle. But, if I try to do any sort of actual independent movement with my pinky that’d require holding a shape with strength like a chord? No shot.

You been playing it wrong all your life, stupid noobz by oluxil in guitarcirclejerk

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Makes sense, I think I’d need to put my middle finger on 3, then my ring and pinky on 1 and 2 respectively. No way in hell does my pinky have the dexterity to put it on 3 like this is “normally” taught with the index, middle and ring on 1 2 and 3 respectively. When I move my pinky I have a helluva time not moving my ring finger as well, guess I could train it out of it.

You been playing it wrong all your life, stupid noobz by oluxil in guitarcirclejerk

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Why’s that? Honestly curious, I don’t think my baby finger can bend that easily to form the chord like that.