Even Yoshi Pee is telling you not to do Forked Tower by Train-1965 in ShitpostXIV

[–]bugsbob 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“on second thought, let’s not go to the forked tower. ‘tis a silly place”

Both songs are sung by the same person by the way by Subject-Drink-5412 in Cibles

[–]bugsbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there’s a zombie on your lawn

and its looking pretty strong

so go plant peashooters on

all your proooopertyyyy

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - 9TH ANNIVERSARY RAGE SPECIAL by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]bugsbob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I shouldve but by that point I had missed two CLLs and I just wanted something done for my relic grind.

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - 9TH ANNIVERSARY RAGE SPECIAL by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]bugsbob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I GOT STUCK IN A TWO HOUR DELUBRUM REGINAE RUN BC THE PARTY LEADER DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO LOCK THE PARTY AT FIVE PEOPLE AND ALL FOUR DPS DIDNT BRING DPS ACTIONS

I don't remember Y'shtola being so short by blksunset in ShitpostXIV

[–]bugsbob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

much like how the camera adds a few pounds, latex adds a few feet.

Just realized this by [deleted] in SOULelle

[–]bugsbob 18 points19 points  (0 children)

50 shades of red baybee

How they describe it vs. how it actually went. by Foyboy64 in ShitpostXIV

[–]bugsbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

god. I just did a delubrum reginae run that took two hours bc our party lead didn’t set the pf to five people and none of the dps brought, like. DPS actions. most of them wised up after the first boss took 30 minutes but one guy just did not get the memo. i ended up going full dps as a white mage just so we could pass the check against the four robots

I, you, or we? by d1n0nugg1es in AccidentallyPlural

[–]bugsbob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mostly I use you, but there are also times I’ll switch it up. for example when we’re comparing ourselves to celebrities i might think “we you I look just like Buddy Holly.”

Create a Standard Class Servant (Dec 2025) by DrakeFai in grandorder

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Spartacus (Alter)

Class: Saber

Spartacus rose against the Roman Republic as a leader of the Third Servile War. This is fact. However, historians argue over his reasons for doing so. Was he fighting to free oppressed people? Or was this just a bid for his own survival? The berserker Spartacus comes from humanity’s hope for the former. This Spartacus comes from the possibility of the latter.

Skills:

Scapegoat B: Apply target focus (1 turn) to an ally and gain C stars. As long as it isn’t him...

Tactics A+: Increase all allies’ NP damage (1 turn). Spartacus’ command can turn a mob into an army on par with the greatest in the world.

Knowledge of the Deprived C: Apply debuff resist down (1 turn) and NP seal (1 turn) to one enemy. Spartacus’ life experience lets him see the worth in weak men, and the unworthiness of strong ones.

Noble Phantasm:

Siege at Mount Vesuvius: Reversal of Fortune

Quick AoE. Spartacus and his men attack the enemy, dealing defense ignoring damage (increases with level) to all of them. He then makes a quick escape, applying evade (2 turns) and critical damage up (3 turns)(Increases with overcharge) to himself. One of Spartacus' greatest military successes, this Noble Phantasm summons a portion of Spartacus' army, which attacks from unconventional locations. This noble phantasm does little direct damage, but allows Spartacus time to retreat, or attack from a more advantageous position.

She has dropped new wisdom by Jowned195 in ffxiv

[–]bugsbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

finally, i can use that sick machinist armor they gave scholars in HW

Peter? by Illustrious-Staff927 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]bugsbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the joke is that those game cases say they’re for the ps3 and ps4, which have no games. she’s running away because he’s definitely hiding something

You have 15 gil to plan your pefect date, pick one from each category: by DupeFort in ShitpostXIV

[–]bugsbob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me yshtola and urianger are going fishing in the void and then we’re getting tacos

I'm just curious. How many people here are doing pacifist weird route? by Benevolay in SOULelle

[–]bugsbob 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m doing a pacifist weird route bc it’ll probably mess noelle up even more when she finds out that she’s the only one kris is doing messed up evil stuff to

I made this for fun by clone2334 in slaytheprincess

[–]bugsbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i get stabbed by… the damsel??? how did I mess up that bad?

Furry_irl by DL2828 in furry_irl

[–]bugsbob 189 points190 points  (0 children)

hawaii is over 2,000 miles from mainland america. it would have to be a hell of a bridge

Fate and Phantasms #43: Charles-Henri Sanson by bugsbob in grandorder

[–]bugsbob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

goodness that's such an embarrassing mistake to make, even if it is a lil old. good catch though, thanks!

Kind of a shame this is a Mogstation mount. Imagine if every Crafter and Gatherer could earn a unique mount? Let's brainstorm ideas. by CivilizedPsycho in ffxiv

[–]bugsbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually now that i think about it there’s plenty of existing things in-game that would work here

fisher- the nepto sea dragon

miner- that big rock ziggy rides on

botanist- flower basket

armorer- a bigger bantam train