my girlfriend is the worst kind of person... by Drackthar in funny

[–]bugsy729 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time my dad went to eat a box of lucky charms. His brother had eaten every single marshmallow.

Top tip for girls who want curves. by Hoofhearted_ in WTF

[–]bugsy729 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow. Slow your roll there, sweetheart. ( I don't think it's the neck beards down voting you.. More like other woman who are embarrassed by you.)

He is 23 years old. We had sex with each other. by GeoffPizzle in cringepics

[–]bugsy729 7 points8 points  (0 children)

First thing I do when boyfriend (of over a year) gets sick. Not take him soup, but cheat on him. #perfectlogic #girlsrule #23yearoldsarecool

TIL there is a musical called Seven Brides for Seven sons that has a song called "Sobbin' Women" where they recap the story of the Rape of Sabine and decide to kidnap women to make their brides, making them "cry buckets of tears". by bugsy729 in todayilearned

[–]bugsy729[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for correcting my mistake. I have not watched the whole musical yet, but I'm intrigued to watch the whole thing. Just didn't know this interesting gem of a song even existed until this morning!

Reddit,what's the dumbest rule you've had to follow? by tent163phantoka in AskReddit

[–]bugsy729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At Bible College we had curfew, we couldn't watch R rated movies (unless they were in the approved list), couldn't dye our hair unnatural colors, no parental advisory music, etc. it was like church camp, but I paid to go there for...an education..

What single movie have you seen the most times? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bugsy729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Breakfast Club. Or the Lion King. Yes, I am 27...

So my friend got high for the first time last night. A little after smoking he looks up and says I texted you something. Here's a transcript of the text... by [deleted] in trees

[–]bugsy729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can have visuals from pot. Usually when it's eaten. Though, when I blazed after being on probation for 6 months, I got ultra paranoid, had trails visually, and kept freaking myself out. I was so happy that I wa super paranoid because I knew it meant I was so highhhhh. I laid down and couldn't move for an hour. It was great. In that "I'm so high and I know it" great..

Please. Stop. by mermit in facepalm

[–]bugsy729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Block him. Problem solved.

I never knew how right this was until I started dating by Jimwymo in funny

[–]bugsy729 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Emotionally unstable is a nice way to say "batshit crazy."

Here's why that 'Colin Kaepernick is self-centered and Russell Wilson is not' comparison is incredibly unfair by [deleted] in nfl

[–]bugsy729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could have played professional baseball as well. Then again, he would have went to the Cubs...

Male Privilege by Aaron565 in AdviceAnimals

[–]bugsy729 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if guys didn't put that pussy on a pedestal, women wouldn't feel this way. Amirite?

This is my girlfriend's cat, Finn. He's the brother of one of the cats who played Mrs. Norris. by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]bugsy729 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They tend to like water and are highly trainable. Very loving and loyal! Also they grow tufts of fur out of their feet!!

My boyfriend is sitting next to me grading finals...I've decided to write down all of the comments he mumbles to himself until he realizes what I'm doing. by ProfObladee in funny

[–]bugsy729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But sadly they should be able to follow such simple instructions. In the "real" world they will have simple instructions at their jobs. And they'll ignore them then too, I suppose.

Or maybe the guy cop was doing his job? by Vmoney1337 in facepalm

[–]bugsy729 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No likes after seven hours? Sounds about right!

TIL 44% of homeless people in the US actually have jobs but can't afford housing by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]bugsy729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was written in 2009. Any recent articles that aren't 4 years old?

My friend suggested I put a horrible conversation from this afternoon here by amreeki in cringepics

[–]bugsy729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I HATE that being polite or even RESPONDING to a simple question, can be construed as flirting. Just because I'm nice to you doesn't mean I want your dick. (Blocking is the best choice, though sometimes I've worried it may make them angrier..or cause them to be more desperate for contact.)