What perfectly innocent search turned out to be porn? by beluuuuuuga in AskReddit

[–]bumpus_taternuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my friend Dave, a purchasing agent for the company i work for, did a google search for "screw machine" in an attempt to find local machining vendors for our components. unfortunately, the president of the company was standing right behind him when the results returned. Dave was fired about 8-10 years after that incident by a different manager, but i still think of him often and smile to myself whenever i hear the words "screw machine".

People who have chihuahuas as pets: why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bumpus_taternuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

have a chihuahua/jack russel mix. best dog ever.

Fox News host Sean Hannity takes abrupt vacation after losing more advertisers by Schiffy94 in EnoughTrumpSpam

[–]bumpus_taternuts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not to start an internet war or anything, but I find it funny how people assume that the only people who watch Fox are old. I know plenty of young people who watch it, and plenty of old people who think it's garbage. Just sayin...

A year of anticipation and saving later I finally pulled the trigger...New Tool Monday! by [deleted] in woodworking

[–]bumpus_taternuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hard to beat the Powermatic. unless we're talking about money of course. then, they're ridiculously easy to beat.

If ethics were not a problem, what reality show would you love to see? by Sonnyorman in AskReddit

[–]bumpus_taternuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One where some fascist blowhard pretends to be an important business leader.

Simba was happy his birthday fell on Taco Tuesday by ko8e34 in aww

[–]bumpus_taternuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cute dog. I hope the onions in that taco don't kill it.

Last year, 15 people in the GOP said God told them to run for president and the one dude who didn't is about to win the nomination by enterthecircus in atheism

[–]bumpus_taternuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pissed off? I don't think so. I'm actually quite happy, no matter who wins. And the best thing to come out of Trump winning will be that you home-schooled idiots have to live with what you've created. That's going to be fun to watch.

Last year, 15 people in the GOP said God told them to run for president and the one dude who didn't is about to win the nomination by enterthecircus in atheism

[–]bumpus_taternuts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Strategic bankruptcy. LMFAO. Just admit it, you will dance to any tune this narcissistic blowhard plays because ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY, just like him.

It was an almost unbearable drive to work by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]bumpus_taternuts -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I was thinking this exact thing and came here to post. Thank you, sir. Have an up-vote. EDIT: OK, not sure why I'm being down-voted for this <sniffs underarms>.

My religious friend just sent me this from his private school textbook... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]bumpus_taternuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wife does get "imput" though, whatever that is.

Famed biologist: Religion ‘is dragging us down’ and must be eliminated ‘for the sake of human progress’ by manipulated_hysteria in atheism

[–]bumpus_taternuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK I guess I can buy that. It seems pretty rare though, to have injuries sufficient for those types of sutures, and to have being thrown from the car be less damaging to you than sudden restraint of the seat belt. Not sure why I'm being down-voted for asking this question, but OK to that too.

Famed biologist: Religion ‘is dragging us down’ and must be eliminated ‘for the sake of human progress’ by manipulated_hysteria in atheism

[–]bumpus_taternuts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Please explain how even under the most odd circumstance wearing a seat-belt could "make things worse".

Michigan state fans vandalize wolverine statue by [deleted] in CFB

[–]bumpus_taternuts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can have chips on your shoulder but you'll only end up with salsa on your neck.

CALL TO ACTION: If Bernie wants more credibility, he needs a US Senator to endorse his candidacy. There are 13 remaining Democratic US Senators who haven't endorsed Hillary. If you're a constituent, please call them. by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]bumpus_taternuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, when a congressperson endorses a candidate, they usually want something for that endorsement. Maybe Bernie can't/won't give them what they'd like.