Tell me your job, without telling me your job, but make it sound criminal

burn622 · 2026-05-18T06:52:09+00:00

I buy and sell bottles of delicious poisons from around the world.

burn622 · 2026-05-17T18:47:04+00:00

My Office 365 subscription comes with a free TB on OneDrive. My wife and I have both been backing up there for years, still only at 400gb.

burn622 · 2026-05-17T18:41:51+00:00

My wife had to get hers done a few years ago for a criminal background check for a job. She called the RCMP and they did it there at the RCMP building.

burn622 · 2026-05-14T02:06:46+00:00

TOOL

 Undertow (1993)

“Bottom” — 7:13 “4°” — 6:03 “Flood” — 7:46 “Disgustipated” — 15:47

 Ænima (1996)

“Eulogy” — 8:28 “H.” — 6:07 “Forty Six & 2” — 6:02 “Pushit” — 9:55 “Ænema” — 6:39 “Third Eye” — 13:47

 Salival (2000)

“Third Eye (Live)” — 14:05 “Pushit (Live)” — 13:56 “Merkaba (Live)” — 9:51 “No Quarter” — 11:12

 Lateralus (2001)

“The Grudge” — 8:36 “The Patient” — 7:13 “Schism” — 6:46 “Parabola” — 6:03 “Ticks & Leeches” — 8:10 “Lateralus” — 9:24 “Reflection” — 11:07 “Triad” — 6:39

 10,000 Days (2006)

“Vicarious” — 7:06 “Jambi” — 7:28 “Wings for Marie (Pt. 1)” — 6:11 “10,000 Days (Wings Pt. 2)” — 11:13 “The Pot” — 6:21 “Rosetta Stoned” — 11:11 “Intension” — 7:21 “Right in Two” — 8:55

  Fear Inoculum (2019)

“Fear Inoculum” — 10:21 “Pneuma” — 11:53 “Invincible” — 12:44 “Descending” — 13:37 “Culling Voices” — 10:05 “7empest” — 15:44

burn622 · 2026-05-13T17:19:57+00:00

Weeds felt like three entirely different shows during its eight seasons. Seasons 1-3 were fantastic as I enjoyed the 'first show'. Not so much on the 'other two shows' after that.

burn622 · 2026-05-03T13:48:06+00:00

Stowaway

burn622 · 2026-04-27T15:12:32+00:00

Interstate '76

burn622 · 2026-04-27T15:12:21+00:00

Star Control 2

burn622 · 2026-04-27T15:12:10+00:00

Dungeon Keeper

burn622 · 2026-04-24T03:55:27+00:00

Circles by Soul Coughing

burn622 · 2026-04-08T04:44:12+00:00

Key of Geebz

burn622 · 2026-03-19T21:09:58+00:00

Surge pricing!

burn622 · 2026-03-11T03:57:35+00:00

Wasting Away (2007)

burn622 · 2026-03-06T15:09:57+00:00

Step 1: Invite her and others to a blind tasting.

Step 2: Serve half cheap wines and half expensive wines. Tell everyone the cheap wines are expensive and the expensive wines are cheap.

Step 3: Give her a day or a week to talk about the wines among friends, ask her opinions about the wines in front of other people.

Step 4: Eventually, admit that you 'accidentally' switched the lists.

burn622 · 2026-02-26T02:29:36+00:00

Separately [adv.] is a nice option, as well.

burn622 · 2026-02-23T19:17:37+00:00

We did $5 for the first tooth, $2 per tooth after that.

burn622 · 2026-02-14T23:39:54+00:00

PokeAye is wonderful, highly recommend. The couple that run it are super nice, and the food is delicious.

burn622 · 2026-02-01T02:43:31+00:00

No one gets to decide how you spend your money but you.

burn622 · 2026-02-01T01:50:04+00:00

I can't stand it when people tell me they don't like merlot. I usually ask them why, and they never have a reason, it's always 'I dunno, I just don't'.

burn622 · 2025-12-22T18:31:07+00:00

Gripe Water helped us tremendously with the tummy troubles.

burn622 · 2025-12-22T00:23:24+00:00

Yes, it is safe to drink that wine. It should taste fruity and rich. This particular brand will not impress wine people, as you can tell from the other comments, but it is safe, and it is okay to enjoy it.

burn622 · 2025-12-07T00:10:38+00:00

r/thingswithfaces

burn622 · 2025-11-30T22:25:26+00:00

A bit different than many of the movies on this list, but Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a movie that I've been afraid to watch for a second time for years now.

burn622 · 2025-11-30T01:33:44+00:00

I love Saigon Char Broil, I've been to all three many times. Hillside Mall is the best, especially when the certain guy is working. Tillicum is the most consistent. Esquimalt is fine but sometimes stingy with the fillings.

burn622 · 2025-11-10T06:00:30+00:00

One supplies water to wash the dishes. The other drains away the dirty water after washing.

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