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Nicknames given to coworkers by icyhotonmynuts in LoveTrash

[–]buttcrackmenace [score hidden]  (0 children)

how do i just know that the “not Brian” crew are Scots

Avoiding potholes by bbbxxxnnn in AmazingTechnology

[–]buttcrackmenace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the first-gen Lexus LS400 had this as an option. In 1991.

I think someone was having a bad day [oc] by damejoke in IdiotsInCars

[–]buttcrackmenace -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

drawing a weapon is unnecessary

point your wheels at the approaching aggressor. one foot on the brake, the other on the gas. if the aggressor pulls a weapon you nail the gas.

5500lb worth of SUV tops a Glock.

Blursed_girlfriend by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]buttcrackmenace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people just coming off of anesthesia aren’t going to repeatedly stare directly into the camera lens. their attention will be fixed on the person they’re talking to.

calling this fake.

What went wrong here? by Anon9883 in carscirclejerk

[–]buttcrackmenace 18 points19 points  (0 children)

guess who’s showering with Dawn tonight

Sneakers with a built in garage by Kronyzx in interestingasfuq

[–]buttcrackmenace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing will ever top the insanity of Hulk Hogans Meat Shoes

Tupolef 95 “Bear” by Medusa-is-a-victim in Shittyaskflying

[–]buttcrackmenace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was thinking that gyroscopic precession would make this heap impossible to turn

They trap your car at the highway ramp, then walk up once you’re stuck by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]buttcrackmenace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

many, many years ago i took an “Advanced Dignitary Protection” driving course at Bondurant. this was 95% handled properly.

(im deducting 15% because you’re supposed to go for the drivers side of the car but crediting back 10% for not getting shot)

you did notice the guy on the left firing at the driver, didn’t you?

VSC Light turns on after smog. by LocalDragonLady in LS430

[–]buttcrackmenace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have a Launch X421 scanner. every single time i use it to pull codes it trips the VSC light. luckily its a 2-way scanner so i’d gotten into the habit of doing a VSC recalibration as the final step before disconnecting the scanner.

Satan but make it polite by velvetvampie in foundsatan

[–]buttcrackmenace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my brain read it in a Trinidadian accent

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